Hairline Receding Jokes
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The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....
There's going to be h**... toupee
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My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.
g**... mail pattern baldness...
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
What's worse than a receding hairline?
An advancing hairline
One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline...
We go way back.
My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline
I told him it's all in his head
I think my hairline is starting to recede to I asked my wife what she thought about it
She said it's definitely not in your head.
I'm worried what i'll look like when my hairline recedes, so i decided to see what i'd look like with a beard.
I'm just trying to plan a head.
I dont think about my receding hairline anymore...
Its gone to the back of my head
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