The Best 8 Hairless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hairless jokes. There are some hairless luscious jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hairless dermatologist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hairless Jokes and Puns

A lesbian couple asked me to help them conceive a baby

So I told them, "Well, imagine an adult, but smaller, mostly hairless, and it shits itself a lot."

Why was the Christian hairless?

They were shaving themselves till marriage.

How do we know the moon is hairless?

The moon spends half the month waxing!

I like my women like I like my Scotch.

At least 18, hairless, and goes down easy.

There is one great thing about cancer

It does a fantastic job of getting rid of those weird hairless kids.

TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia...

I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.

What do you call a bald girl whose bunny and parents just died?

A hairless hareless heiress.

Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head!

Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hairless pussy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hairless bald piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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