Hairiest Jokes
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What side is the hairiest side on a dog?
The outside.
What is the hairiest side of a horse?
The Outside
A newly married couple is anxious about their honeymoon...
The husband and the wife are both virgins, and come from very conservative families.
On their first night together, they uncomfortably undress in front of each other and lay in bed.
Not knowing what to do or where to start, the husband calls his mother for advice.
The mother says that they should snuggle, and that things should happen from there.
The couple does this, but nothing happens.
The husband calls his mother again. She gets frustrated and says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and put it in her hairiest spot!"
The husband is quiet for a moment, then asks his mother, "I've got my nose in her armpit, now what?"
What do you call the hairiest man in the camp?
Jewbacca
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