The Best 21 Haired Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Haired jokes. There are some haired brunette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haired red haired puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Haired Jokes and Puns

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

Guy comes home from work, finds his blonde haired wife sitting at the kitchen table.

Shes looking at the table, and concentrating super hard. She is visibly frustrated.

Husband asks "What's wrong honey?"

She replies, "I've been working on this puzzle all day. Its supposed to be a tiger, I can't get any of these puzzle pieces to match."

Husband sighs, "Honey... Please put the frosted flakes back in the box."

The year is 2219

A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.

A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?"

The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."

The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, bitch?"

3 cousins are together talking about their names. The first, a raven haired beauty, says "when my mother was pregnant a rose fell from a bush and landed on her stomach so she named me Rose".

The second, a beautiful blonde, says, "when my mother was pregnant a violet landed on her stomach, so she named me Violet".
She turns to the 3rd cousin, a small crippled girl in a wheelchair, "how did u get your name, Piano??".

Three moms are talking and having lunch together...

One mom had black hair, the next was brunette, and the third was blonde.
The black haired mom says "You guys won't believe what I found in my daughters room yesterday. A cigarette! I've never even smoked."
The brunette mom says "You won't believe what I found in *my* daughters room yesterday. Whiskey! I've never even drank."
The blonde mom says "Well guess what I found in *my* daughters room yesterday. A condom! I've never even had sex before."

So yesterday I wore a costume....

I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....

I was a transparent transparent.

Haired joke, So yesterday I wore a costume....

What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army?

A veteran aryan.

"Did you hear about that actress who stabbed her husband in the news today?"

"Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"

"It was a little blonde haired woman, I always forget her last name though. The first name is Reese."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with her knife."

A king, a clown and a little red haired girl walk into an Italian restaurant.

Last thing they want is food poisoning.

Did you hear that famous blonde haired actress has been stabbed? She's called Reese, Erm...

Witherspoon?

No, with a knife.

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What did the orange haired man say to the crowd?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What's the difference between a plastic bag and a blue haired girl

What's the difference between a plastic bag and a blue haired girl

It takes a plastic bag thousands of years to break down but blue haired girls can breakdown in a second.

A man approached Captain Von Trap and said, "No offense, but is that short haired blonde single?"

"Nun taken."

What do you call a long haired stoner that does the things he tells others not to do?

A hippie-crite!

What did the blonde haired say when they were being too harsh?

Next time I'll smarten up enough to dye my hair and act gentel!!!! 😫😰😨😭😱

Haired joke, What did the blonde haired say when they were being too harsh?

I was on OkCupid and a girl said "Blonde haired immigrant here to steal your jobs."

I was like hahaha jokes on you. I don't have a job...

Dang it.

I was on the Moon, running out of air

So I opened my packet of lays.

And yeah, the view from here is good. I can see Dave too. Who is the orange haired guy he is talking to?

I asked a blonde haired, blue eyed soldier what he wanted to do after the military...

He said he just wants to get back home.

He wants to be a veteran aryan.

What do you call a white haired mammal from the North pole who immigrates to the South pole in search of sexual enlightenment?

A bi-polar bear.

I heard reports of a white haired man in a strange outfit going around emptying his sack in children's bedrooms across the country.

Which is crazy because I heard Jimmy Saville was dead.

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We suggest to use only working haired long hair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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