Hairdresser Jokes
45 hairdresser jokes and hilarious hairdresser puns to laugh out loud. Read professions jokes about hairdresser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a good laugh, then check out this collection of hairdresser jokes. From funny hair salon puns to classic one-liners, there's something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a little light-hearted humor.
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Funniest Hairdresser Short Jokes
Short hairdresser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hairdresser humour may include short hair stylist jokes also.
- My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....
Heads or Tales. - My hairdresser asked me how I wanted my hair cut Me : Anything that will make me look good
Hairdresser : oh uhm *awkward silence* I can try - I'm gonna have to find a new hairdresser... ...because I'm *sick* of this one talking behind my back.
- Don't use Cops to protect the Capitol building! Use barbers and hairdressers, the threat of a shave, shampoo and haircut should have most of them running for the hills!
- People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title. My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.
- My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I've been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
- Having a parent who was a hairdresser had some advantages... Getting my hair dyed at home was a personal highlight.
- Met my hairdresser on the street today. She asked me how I felt about my new haircut.
"It's growing on me" I said. - A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
- A hairdresser got put it jail for 9 years because he was drug dealing All this time, I've been coming to him and never did I know that he was a hairdresser
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Hairdresser One Liners
Which hairdresser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hairdresser? I can suggest the ones about hair salon and haircut.
- From my 7 y/o What do you call a bunch of hairdressers having a party?
A Barber-cue - "Mom, when do the hairdressers open again?" "I'm dad."
- Why did the hairdresser lose her job? She just wasn't cut out for it.
- My hairdresser friend has started breeding dogs. He calls them shampoodles.
- I tried being a hairdresser but I was terrible at it So I opened a Cap store outside too
- What do you call a drug dealing hairdresser? El Chapo
- Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye.
- Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts! - My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead.
- I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. Best Newcomber
- What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off.
- What do emo hairdressers do? Cut themselves.
- Got a shock at the hairdresser's this morning. They actually cut my hair the way I wanted
- Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers? He was dreading it
- I went to a Jamaican hairdresser once It was dreadful
Blonde Hairdresser Jokes
Here is a list of funny blonde hairdresser jokes and even better blonde hairdresser puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A blonde Australian tourist walks into a hairdresser's in England. "Did you come here to dye?" the hairdresser asks her. After a little pause she replies "No, I already came here yesterday."


Fun-Filled Hairdresser Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about hairdresser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hair conditioner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hairdresser pranks.
How I lost my job as a hairdresser.
I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.
She sniffed, and said "more volume."
#"OK, HOW'S THAT!?"
I told my hairdresser to make me look s**....
She put down the hair clippers and started drinking.
All anti-semites
Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"
A lady went into the hairdressers in Ashington (NE England)...
The hairdresser asked her what she'd like done.
"I'd like a perm please."
Somewhat puzzled the hairdresser began "Mary had a little learm..."
A hairdresser got arrested for dealing drugs and running an e**... service.
Unbelievable. Been a customer for years and I never knew he was a hairdresser!
A terrible hairdresser was known for cutting customers' scalps with scissors.
One such customer, fed up and covered in wounds, told the hairdresser off.
The hairdresser snapped back, "Hey buddy, show some appreciation! You only paid $5 for this haircut, and I've already used $10 worth of bandages!"
\- From "Philogelos", an ancient Greek joke book dated to around 200 AD.
Need barber jokes for a friend
My friend is having a rough time in barber school so i've been sending funny hairdressing jokes and memes in an attemot to keep his spirits up but i've run out. Please send more to help make a stressed student happy

