Hair Stylist Jokes
28 hair stylist jokes and hilarious hair stylist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hair stylist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Hair Stylist Short Jokes
Short hair stylist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hair stylist humour may include short hair salon jokes also.
- How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator? He took a shortcut.
- A girl walks into a hair salon and asks to get her hair done... The hair stylist replies " I can make your hair soft with one condition."
- My girlfriend is a cosmetologist, but sometimes she calls herself a stylist. I think she is just splitting hairs.
- What did the hair stylist do when his client showed up without having showered in months? He just dreaded it!
- Hairstylist not needed I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning
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Hair Stylist One Liners
Which hair stylist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hair stylist? I can suggest the ones about hairdresser and hair style.
- Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.
- How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron.
- What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran
- Why do men love dating hair stylists? They think an inch is five inches.
- What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality? Bob and weaves
- Why are hair stylists the best psychopaths? Because they want everybody to dye.
- I wanted to be a hair stylist for bald people.
- What's Griffindor favorites hair stylist? Hair Potter.
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Fun-Filled Hair Stylist Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about hair stylist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stylist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hair stylist pranks.
A Newcastle girl goes into a hair salon
The stylist says "Why aye lass, what do yee want?"
"Can I have a perm please?" says the customer. The stylist responds:
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Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent.
His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.
Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.
His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.
Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.
Teacher asked kids to tell her what they liked the most about her and she would tell them who they would be when they grew up.
Sally : I like your hair teacher!
Teacher: well, you're going to be a hair stylist!
George : I like your teeth teacher!
T : Well, you're going to be a dentist.
Then little Johhny jumps out of his seat and yells : I already know what i'm gonna be!
T : well, tell us.
Johhny : A milkman!
A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar
The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.
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hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous.
I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.
An archaeologist, paleontologist and hair stylist walk into a bar...
A man walks up to them and asks if they could help him identify the authenticity of a pile of fossilized T-Rex dung.
The archaeologist, after thoroughly examining the dung, says,
"I've been looking for a specimen like this for years, this is definitely the real thing!"
The paleontologist, after a brief inspection, says,
"I've seen a few of these before and this one looks like a genuine one."
The hair stylist, after one look, immediately declares that it's a fake.
The man asks "how do you know?"
The hair stylist replies,
"I've been working with shampoo for 30 years."
A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...
She sits down in the waiting area and eventually falls asleep. The stylist takes off the blondes headphones so she will hear when her name is called. When her name is called, the blonde doesn't respond, so the stylist shakes her to wake her up, and the blonde is stone cold dead. When the paramedic arrives, he checks the headphones and says "Well here's the problem." The stylist listens, and the headphones are playing the words "Breathe in. Breathe out." on repeat.