Hair Style Jokes
32 hair style jokes and hilarious hair style puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hair style that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hair Style Short Jokes
Short hair style jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hair style humour may include short hair stylist jokes also.
- The hair styles in the 80s were just a marketing ploy to sell more hair styling products. Thanks Big Hair.
- I had my hair styled on top of a chicken coop today and the barber did a great job! It really was A Cut Above the roost
- Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional.
- Did you hear about what the inventor of hair styling products does to his children? He wax them.
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Hair Style One Liners
Which hair style one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hair style? I can suggest the ones about haircut and hair wave.
- What does a bee use to style its hair? A honey comb.
- How does Moses style his hair? With a parting
- Why did the Rastafarian change his hair style? Because it was dreadful.
- What does Aquaman style his hair with? BP Oil
- What does a bee style his hair with? A honey comb!
- What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick. - What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrödinger's cut
- In what style does the man on the moon cut his hair? Buzz cut.
- What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout
- What was the roosters favorite hair style The c**... a doodle doo.
- What do you call the style of f**... hair native americans grow. A-Patch-ey
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Hair Style Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hair style you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hair bang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hair style pranks.
How I lost my job as a hairdresser.
I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.
She sniffed, and said "more volume."
#"OK, HOW'S THAT!?"
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A dad goes to the mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had s**... with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Dining at the Mall.....
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got s**... once and s**... a Peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my daughter"
This is the sickest train joke I know. Be warned.
Bruce was meant to meet his friend in a bar at midday.
12:30pm, 1pm, then 1:30pm rolls around. Just as Bruce was about to give up, his friend finally strolls in with dishevelled hair and a smug grin, "Sorry I'm late mate, you won't believe what happened to me just then..."
"What?"
"Well, I was walking here alongside the train tracks when I spot this lovely lady lying down with her skirt hitched up....we ended up making love m**..., d**..., pile driver...you name it. We did it. It was too good an opportunity to miss and the most amazing s**... of my life."
"Did she give you a head job?"
"Nah, couldn't find the head."
There were a few sandwiches sitting on the table...
Although they were quite small, they looked absolutely titillating. The sign near them said they were free, so why not?
I grabbed a roast beef one, bit into it, and suddenly I heard a little voice telling me how good I looked, and how well I was dressed. I shortly realized it was coming from the sandwich. Confused, I grabbed another sandwich, this time ham and cheese. Same thing. It was telling me how nice I smell and how my hair is very well styled. Although very nice to hear, I was dumbfound. After all, how can a sandwich talk? Whatever.
I then noticed another tray of sandwhiches...but kind of out of view. I walked over and man...these looked like the best things ever made. I picked one up, but the moment I laid hands on it, it started cursing at me, called me ugly, fat, etc. Taken aback, I tossed the sandwich down and went to one of the caterers.
"What is wrong with these sandwiches? The first two I had were very nice and friendly...but the third was very rude and disrespectful..."
The caterer responded, "Oh, only the first two trays were complimenttray..."