Hair Spray Jokes
20 hair spray jokes and hilarious hair spray puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hair spray that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hair Spray Short Jokes
Short hair spray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hair spray humour may include short hair shampoo jokes also.
- I tried to kill a spider by spraying it with a whole can of White Rain hair spray But that didn't work, now it's wearing blue eye shadow and chain smoking Virginia Slims.
- whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up s**... doll only about two bottles of hair spray
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Hair Spray One Liners
Which hair spray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hair spray? I can suggest the ones about hair product and hair conditioner.
- What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!
- Why did the hair spray tell on the comb? He was under preasure.
- Yo mamma's so s**..., she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!
Hair Spray Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hair spray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hair wash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hair spray pranks.
A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog
..as she's browsing a clerk comes along and says "If you're using it on you're underarms, don't spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot." She says "No it's not for my underarms."
The clerk says "Well if you're doing your legs, don't wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin." She says "No it's not for my legs... if you must know, it's for my Schnauzer"
The clerk says "Ah, I see, in that case don't ride a bicycle for a week."
A before Viagara Joke
One day Grandpa was watching Junior playing with an earthworm. Grandpa said, " Junior, I will give you $10 if you can put that worm back down in its hole."
The kids thinks and thinks, then runs into the house and returns with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worn all over and as it gets stiff he stuffs it down into the hole. Grandpa gives the boy $10.
The next day Grandpa comes out to where Junior is playing and gives the boy $20. The boy looked up in confusion and asked, "What's this for?"
Grandpa smiles and says, "That's from Grandma!"
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
One day Grandpa was watching Junior playing with an earthworm.
Grandpa said, " Junior, I will give you $10 if you can put that worm back down in its hole."
The kids thinks and thinks, then runs into the house and returns with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worn all over and as it gets stiff he stuffs it down into the hole. Grandpa gives the boy $10.
The next day Grandpa comes out to where Junior is playing and gives the boy $20. The boy looked up in confusion and asked, "What's this for?"
Grandpa smiles and says, "That's from Grandma!"
So a women is driving on a road at night......
when suddenly a rabbit(hare) jumps out in front of her car and gets hit. Now the women was quite an animal lover so she pulls over and goes back to see if the rabbit was okay. At the same time a man who had seen her at the side of the road pulls over as well and asks her what was wrong. the women explained how she had hit and killed a rabbit and felt absolutely terrible. The man was sympathetic so he went back to his car and got a bottle from his trunk and poured the contents over the rabbit. The rabbit immediately jumps up and starts hopping away. But after 5 steps he turned around and waved, he hopped a few more steps then turned around and waved. The rabbit kept on doing this until he hopped out of sight. The women turns around to the man and asks, "What was the stuff you poured over the rabbit?" The man looks down and reads the bottle, "Hair spray: revives dead hair and gives permanent wave."
Little Timmy
Grandpa watched Timmy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that if he could put it back in he would give him 10 bucks. Timmy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Timmy then pushed the worm right back down the hole it came out from. Grandpa got out the 10 bucks and gave it to Timmy. Timmy said "Grandpa, I cant keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that." Grandpa said "No, you keep it." The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked to Timmy and gave him another 10 bucks. Timmy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me." Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."
A woman driving through the desert runs over a Jack rabbit...
Distraught, she pulls over and begins to s**.... Another driver pulls up, gets out of their vehicle, and asks what is wrong.
"Oh! I've killed that poor rabbit!" The woman exclaims.
"Don't worry about something so silly, I can fix this!" The other driver exclaims, then walls over and opens her trunk. She pulls out an aerosol spray can, walks over, and sprays the dead rabbit from head to toe.
After a moment, the rabbit twitches, gets up, hops a few feet, stops, then waves its paw at them. Over and over, as the recently forlorn woman watches in amazement, the rabbit hips a few feet further away, stops, waves, etc, etc.
"That's incredible!" The first woman says, "let me see that can!"
The second woman hands her the can. The label reads:
Aqua net adds new life and a permanent wave to damaged hair.
Worms in the hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Earthworm
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Benefits of hairspray, who knew?
A young guy was driving down the road. He had been fired earlier that day, and his girlfriend had broken up with him just the day prior. While thinking of his predicament the young driver doesn't see the young rabbit in the road, and sadly hits the poor animal.
The young driver pulls over rushes to check on the animal. When the young guy finds the poor dead thing on the side of the road he finally breaks down, and starts to bawl.
A female driver sees this scene, and pulls over to help this hysterical man. She approaches and asks if she can help, but the only thing the man can do is just cry. The woman stops, thinks, and then goes back to her car.
She comes back with a can, and sprays the dead rabbit. Suddenly the rabbit springs to life! It hops away about ten feet then turns and waves. The rabbit keeps on doing this. Hopping about ten feet, then it would turn, and wave.
The male driver can't believe it. He looks over and reads the can. HAIRSPRAY: Revitalize dead hair and add wave!
A man from the city is driving down a country road
as he is speeding, a rabbit jumps in front of his car and is killed instantly. The man stops, checks and discovers the rabbit is dead, and is about to get back in the car until a farmer shouts "you need to dispose of that, mister!" The man calmly goes into the trunk of his car and pulls out a can. He walks up to the rabbit, sprays it for a minute or two, and waits. To the farmer's surprise, the rabbit gets up and runs a few feet, turns, and waves. The rabbit runs a few more feet, turns and waves, and continues this until it's back in the woods. The man gets in his car and drives off. Confused, the farmer looks at the empty can and reads: "hair restoration with permanent wave"
A doctor, a priest and a model are driving.
So the three of them are driving on a country road, when they hit a bunny. They stop and get out, overwhelmed with sympathy for their fluffy victim, it lies motionless on the road
The doctor draws on all his skills to try and get the bunny up again, but to no avail. The priest kneels down and gives the bunny his last rites and blesses it. They are about to bury it when the model stops them.
She takes a can of hairspray and sprays the bunny all over. It gets up and hops away as the priest and the doctor stand speechless. Ten yards down the road the bunny turns around and waves at the tree companions. Twenty yards away, it turns around and waves again. This goes on until the bunny disappears into the high grass beside the road.
"What on earth is in that spray can?", asks the doctor.
"I don't know ..." replies the model, "... but it certainly works as advertised" And she hands the doctor the can.
The can reads: "instantly revives your hair, adds a permanent wave"