The Best 24 Hair Salon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hair Salon jokes. There are some hair salon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hair salon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hair Salon Jokes and Puns

A particularly dirty shabby looking woman asks for couple of dollars

A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars
and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going t o take you out for dinner
with my husband and myself
tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for
him to see what a woman looks like after she has given
up shopping, hair appointments and wine.

My Girlfriend's Hair

My girlfriend came home last night, crying, inconsolable. She had just gone to the hair salon and they cut her hair WAY too short, like, four inches too short. I said baby, what are you worried about? It'll grow back eventually. I'm the one who has to find a new girlfriend.

Did you hear about the haunted hair salon?

I heard a ton of people have dyed there

Ugh... My hair has never been this long before, and all the salons are closed due to the pandemic. I wish I had emo hair...

...so it would cut itself.

Bought a new camera today…

and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman's hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.

That's when I shot a man, just to watch him dye.


In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon.

You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality.

I am never going to that hair salon.

I hear it's where good hair goes to dye.

dumb blonde

A blond walk into a hair salon with headphones on and sits down in a chair. The blonde asks the woman working there for a haircut. The woman takes of the headphones and cuts the blondes hair. After she is finished she looks down and to her surprise finds the blonde dead. The woman puts on the headphones and hears this "Breathe in.....Breathe out.....Breath in.......Breath out"

Hair Salons, Tanning Salons, Gyms, Spas, The Clinique Counter...

All closed.

It's getting ugly out there.

Why did the gunman go into the salon?

He needed a hair trigger. ;)

My girlfriend went to the hair salon and got rid of four inches

She got her hair colored and then dumped me.

You can explore hair salon reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hair salon dad jokes. There are also hair salon puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...

A girl walks into a hair salon and asks to get her hair done...

The hair stylist replies " I can make your hair soft with one condition."

There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor!

Appointment only, no walk-ins.

In the news...

There was a robbery at a local hair salon. The police are combing the area.

What's the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

Curl Up and Dye

An anti-vaxxer's child goes to a salon and his family disowns him once he comes back.

He apparently got some wax on his hair.



I hate the product hair salons use for perms...

The smell makes my hair curl.

A wife returns from the salon, "Honey, I took your advice and got a new hair color, what do you think?"

Husband: I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said "it's time to diet".


Hear the one about the girl who went to the hair salon?

It was the highlight of her day!

Do you know why ghosts always have long hair?

Because all the hair salons are closed at night.

News: A car crashed into a hair salon yesterday afternoon.

Still waiting for the highlights!

A blonde walks into a hair salon and asks to be shaved bald

"I think you should stay blonde," says the Parlor

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hair salon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hair salon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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