Hair Salon Jokes
38 hair salon jokes and hilarious hair salon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hair salon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hair Salon Short Jokes
Short hair salon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hair salon humour may include short hair stylist jokes also.
- Ugh... My hair has never been this long before, and all the salons are closed due to the pandemic. I wish I had emo hair... ...so it would cut itself.
- In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality.
- $50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon, Police are still combing the area for clues.
- Hair Salons, Tanning Salons, Gyms, Spas, The Clinique Counter... All closed.
It's getting ugly out there. - My girlfriend went to the hair salon and got rid of four inches She got her hair colored and then dumped me.
- A girl walks into a hair salon and asks to get her hair done... The hair stylist replies " I can make your hair soft with one condition."
- In the news... There was a robbery at a local hair salon. The police are combing the area.
- An anti-vaxxer's child goes to a salon and his family disowns him once he comes back. He apparently got some wax on his hair.
- A wife returns from the salon, "Honey, I took your advice and got a new hair color, what do you think?" Husband: I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said "it's time to diet".
- Do you know why ghosts always have long hair? Because all the hair salons are closed at night.
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Hair Salon One Liners
Which hair salon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hair salon? I can suggest the ones about beauty salon and hairdresser.
- Did you hear about the haunted hair salon? I heard a ton of people have dyed there
- I am never going to that hair salon. I hear it's where good hair goes to dye.
- A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...
- Why did the gunman go into the salon? He needed a hair trigger. ;)
- There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins.
- I hate the product hair salons use for perms... The smell makes my hair curl.
- What's the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard? Curl Up and Dye
- Hear the one about the girl who went to the hair salon? It was the highlight of her day!
- What did Stephen Hawking name his new hair salon The Curl Up and Dye
Uplifting Hair Salon Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about hair salon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hair salon pranks.
A Newcastle girl goes into a hair salon
The stylist says "Why aye lass, what do yee want?"
"Can I have a perm please?" says the customer. The stylist responds:
*Ah wandered lernley as a cloud that flerts on high oer vales an' hills...*
A particularly dirty shabby looking woman asks for couple of dollars
A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars
and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going t o take you out for dinner
with my husband and myself
tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for
him to see what a woman looks like after she has given
up shopping, hair appointments and wine.
My Girlfriend's Hair
My girlfriend came home last night, crying, inconsolable. She had just gone to the hair salon and they cut her hair WAY too short, like, four inches too short. I said baby, what are you worried about? It'll grow back eventually. I'm the one who has to find a new girlfriend.
Bought a new camera today…
and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman's hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.
That's when I shot a man, just to watch him dye.
dumb blonde
A blond walk into a hair salon with headphones on and sits down in a chair. The blonde asks the woman working there for a haircut. The woman takes of the headphones and cuts the blondes hair. After she is finished she looks down and to her surprise finds the blonde dead. The woman puts on the headphones and hears this "Breathe in.....Breathe out.....Breath in.......Breath out"
News: A car crashed into a hair salon yesterday afternoon.
Still waiting for the highlight!
A blonde walks into a hair salon and asks to be s**... bald
"I think you should stay blonde," says the Parlor
Yo mamas so n**..., she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...
She sits down in the waiting area and eventually falls asleep. The stylist takes off the blondes headphones so she will hear when her name is called. When her name is called, the blonde doesn't respond, so the stylist shakes her to wake her up, and the blonde is stone cold dead. When the paramedic arrives, he checks the headphones and says "Well here's the problem." The stylist listens, and the headphones are playing the words "Breathe in. Breathe out." on repeat.
A blonde and a shepherd.
A blonde, tired of people assuming she's s**..., goes to a salon and has her hair dyed brown. On her way home she sees a shepherd and his flock of sheep. She stops and asks, "if I guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The shepherd agrees and the blonde guesses, "237." He does some quick figures in his head, realizes she's right and tells her to grab one. As she comes back with her pick **he** asks, "if I guess what color your roots are, can I have my dog back?"
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