The Best 14 Hair Lip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hair Lip jokes. There are some hair lip curly hair jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hair lip cheeks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hair Lip Jokes and Puns

My mate told me yesterday that he's started dating twins!

I asked how he could tell which one is which.

He said, 'Well, Andrea is really, really attractive - she has long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and plump red lips. Plus she's got a really nice body. Pretty much a perfect ten.

And Brian has a cock.'

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

I asked this lady if I could touch her hair.

She said yea. So I rubbed my finger across her top lip and that's how the fight started, your honor

What do you call the hair on a cows lip?

A Moo-stache.

> The perks of having too much free time in a call center.

At the supermarket...

I asked a lady if I could touch her hair, she said yes, so I put my hand above her upper lip, and that's how the fight started

What goes mark mark, gibble gibble?

A hair lipped dog chasing a retarded chicken.

My wife has a path of hair above her lip.

It's tuft to look at.

My dad said there's a throbbing pain coming from the facial hair above his upper lip.

It mustache.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

I asked this lady if I could touch her hair

She said yes, so I ran my finger across her lip and that's how the fight started.

One day I asked my wife

If I could touch her hair. She said that I I ran my finger across her top lip. That's when the fight started....

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I told a woman that I liked her hair and asked if I could run my fingers through it. She said yes.

The fight started after I stroked her upper lip

Q. What makes this sound: Mark, mark, mark, mark, mark!

A. A dog with a hair lip.

Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.

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