Hair Jokes
176 hair jokes and hilarious hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your hair-raising routine just a bit more fun with these hilarious jokes about curly hair, pubic hair, and trips to the stylist. Laugh out loud at the funny stories of bad haircuts, unruly curls, and styling mishaps!
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Short hair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hair humour may include short brush jokes also.
- So I told my wife she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently that's not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
- I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair" - My ex girlfriend was a beautiful woman... ... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me. - Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider
(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol) - My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down.
- Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair.
- My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, "Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
- What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
- What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? What do paedophiles and tortoise have in common?
They both want to get there before the hair - Sometimes i just sit & run my fingers thru my wife's hair. It's a nice way to tell her i love her.
And also that we're outta napkins.
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Hair One Liners
Which hair one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hair? I can suggest the ones about skin and legs.
- All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye.
- Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning.
- What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
* - My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair? (From my 9yo child) Eclipse it.
- Did you know that every zodiac sign has different hair? Well, besides cancer.
- I have a huge phobia of hair. I dreadlocks.
- Today I got slapped for telling a girl her hair smelled nice. I hate being a dwarf.
- What is Pavlov's favorite hair product? Conditioner
- What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
- How to get gum out of a child's hair? With leukemia.
- I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.
- The day I found my first gray hairs... I thought I'd dye!
- Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
- What's the opposite of a Baldwin? Hair loss.
Back Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny back hair jokes and even better back hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive.
- Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh..... Sorry, there was a hair in my mouth - I went to Swansea.
- A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what? Pony gone.
- I told my wife that she would look better with her hair back and she started crying She's been so emotional since the chemo.
- My friend came back from vacation with long hair... ... and I wanted to make a joke about it, but I couldn't *comb* up with one.
- An anti-vaxxer's child goes to a salon and his family disowns him once he comes back. He apparently got some wax on his hair.
- Do you ever wonder about a mullet? What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?
- My wife has got really long black hair running down her back God, I wish it was on her head.
- I went to the gents barbers today and he asked me "Do you want your hair cut around the back?" I said "Nah buddy, in here is fine."
- At first I was really worried about developing back hair. But now it's growing on me.
Blonde Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny blonde hair jokes and even better blonde hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call several blonde hair blue-eyed men doing the 100 meter dash? The superior race
- If a woman likes you, you can tell her real hair colour from how it feels. Blondes touch you hard, brunettes touch you fast, redheads touch you... Gingerly
- I was sleeping with two twins for while in my 20s.... My friends all asked, "how can you tell them apart?" I replied, "well...Sharon has long blonde hair, and Derek has a beard."
- Ad in the local paper: 25 year old woman, very attractive, beautiful blonde hair, perfect measurements, intelligent, with good sense of humor and stable income - Selling dump truck.
- What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
- I used to have a friend with the most beautiful blonde hair I haven't seen them in so long and I really hope they didn't dye
- Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
- I bleached my hair on my 18th birthday. "I guess now you're legally blonde," my dad chuckled.
- why did the blonde use her hair dryer on the laptop? It was frozen
- FINALLY! BLONDE MEN JOKES: A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine."
Hair Blond Jokes
Here is a list of funny hair blond jokes and even better hair blond puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope
- What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed? A Hung-Ariyan.
- Where's the only place that blonde girls can have dark hair? Between their teeth.
- Why do some blondes dye their hair? To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.
- How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair.
- What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up.
- What did the midget say hugging the blonde's leg? Your hair smells nice
- A man approached Captain Von Trap and said, "No offense, but is that short haired blonde single?" "Nun taken."
- I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black.
courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk - What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde? Brainwashing.
Long Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny long hair jokes and even better long hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You know what I dread? The long hair of Jamaicans
- I understand now why women have long hair If I had to pay as much for a haircut, I'd put it off too.
- How can you tell Odin's sons apart? Thor has long, golden, amazing hair.
His brother is Balder. - The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines! - Old age
- Grey hair
- General decrease of diseases - Ugh... My hair has never been this long before, and all the salons are closed due to the pandemic. I wish I had emo hair... ...so it would cut itself.
- I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me
- My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle.
- Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
- My hairs been getting long lately, my family keeps telling me to cut it, but I dont know... Its kinda been growing on me
- I should cut my long lockdown hair, but I just can't It's really been growing on me
Curly Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny curly hair jokes and even better curly hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Curly hairs I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa . - Did you hear about the guy who had a problem with his curly hair? He decided to finally straighten things out
- Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa
- Where do women have short curly black hair? Fiji
- I told my friend that his curly brown hair closely resembles wool. He looked sheepish.
- At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Where have womans curly and black hair?
- where do people have curly hair? in africa.
Comical & Quirky Hair Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about hair you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hair pranks.
Her: Wow, you know all the right moves in bed. How's about a second go but this time lose the hat
Ratatouille's Remy hiding in my hair: Tell her your head is cold
A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father,may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for
me? Under your robes perhaps?
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her..
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!
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How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
The police vs the senior citizen
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Texas: The Miracle State
At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.
After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.
"Say, is this really a healthy place?"
"It sure is," the man replied.
"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."
"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"
"I was born here."
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A little girl went with her father to the barber to get his hair cut....
...and her father gave her a snack cake to keep her quiet.
As she she frolicked around the barber shop with it, the barber warned, "Little girl, you are going the get hair on your t**...!"
She replied, "I know! I'm gonna grow boobies too!"
A man takes his dog to a vet...
A man takes his dog to a vet because it has too much hair in its ears and is having trouble hearing. The vet suggests using nair hair removal cream to remove the large portion of hair from its ears.
So the man goes to a pharmacy and asks for some nair hair removal cream. Then at the counter, the pharmacist says, "ok if this is for your legs, don't wear any tight pants for a few days".
The man says, "its not for my legs".
The pharmacist then says, "ok if it's for your underarms, don't wear any tight shirts for a few days".
The man says, "its not for my underarms". The pharmacist then asks, "what is it for then?"
"It's for my schnauzer. "
Then don't ride your bike for a few days.
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Hair Fragrance
Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's s**... threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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What has 200 legs and four p**... hair?
The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.
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My buddy has big news...
He comes to me one day and says "Dude, you'll never believe it, I'm b**... twins."
"That's awesome" I reply "but how can you tell them apart?"
"Easy" he says "Marys got long blonde hair and Steves got a moustache."
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A blonde goes to buy a TV.
A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.
A man walks into a bar...
and sits down.
There is nobody else in the place except him and the bartender. He orders a drink and the bartender goes off to make it.
While he is sitting there he hears a voice say " Nice shoes". The man looks around and finds nobody around. He shakes his head and continues to wait for his drink.
Right away another voice says " Great shirt". Now the man gets up and gives a quick look around the bar. Still nobody around.
As soon as he sits back down he hears another voice say "Love your hair"
Now the guy is freaked out. The bartender comes back and places his drink down. The guy says " I have been hearing these voices. They were saying things like " Nice shoes, Great shirt and love your hair". I think I am losing my mind!
The bartender gives a quick chuckle as he points to a full pale on the bar. He says " Its the peanuts! They are complimentary"
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Not everyone can brag about getting a h**... from their barber after a haircut...
But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair.
A man walks into a barbershop...
...and says, "I want you to cut my hair longer on the left side and shorter on the right side. Make it uneven along the back, jagged in the front, and take out a big chunk right near the top."
The barber says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't do that."
The man replies, "Why not? It's what you did last time."
Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist?
He dyed in his sleep.
Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?
The specific ocean.
How do you buy hair?
You have toupee
Peter is different
A couple have 13 children, 12 of them are blonde and have blue eyes, 1 has black hair and brown eyes, his name is Peter. One day the wife of the couple is dying of illness, her husband is sitting on her bed. The husband says "Our Peter is different from the other kids, does he have a different father?" His wife says yes. And, the man says, "Then, who is his dad?" Upon which his wife says, "You".
A teenager had just passed his drivers test, and he asked his dad to buy him a car
"Dad, will you be able to get me a car?" Asked the boy
"I suppose a car would be in order *if* you can raise your grades from C's to B's, you study your Bible, and cut your hair." Replied the father.
After contemplating for many hours, the boy decided it was a good and fair compromise. Six weeks later, the father is astonished. His son was excelling in school, he studied his Bible every day, but his hair was still long and shaggy.
"I am very impressed with you" said the father "you are passing all of your classes, and you read the Bible every day. But why wont you cut your hair?"
"After reading the Bible, I have noticed something." Said the boy "Moses, Samson, and Absalom all had long hair. There is even evidence that *Jesus* may have had long hair!"
The father replied back "Did you also notice how they had to walk everywhere too?"
A blond is tired
A blond gets tired of blond jokes, so she dyes her hair. She goes for a ride and comes across a farmer with a flock of sheep. She asks the farmer, "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" The farmer accepts. The blond guesses, "382". The farmer says, "Wow, that's correct. Pick any one you want!" She looks over the entire flock before picking one and putting it in her car. The farmer then says, "I have an offer for you. If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
A teenager got his driver's license...
...and asked his father, who was a minister, if he could use his car.
The father said, "If you bring your grades up, study the Bible, and get a haircut, then you can use the car."
One month later, the teenager asked his father about using the car again. The father said, "Son, I'm proud of you. You have brought your grades up and studied the Bible every day. But you still haven't gotten a haircut!"
His son said, "Dad, in my studying of the Bible, I found that many great people had long hair. Samson had long hair. Moses, Noah, and John the Baptist had long hair. Even Jesus had long hair."
His father said, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"
A student comes to a young professor's office hours...
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"
If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man?
I ask this because I'm baked at the moment..
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I found my first grey p**... hair today.
However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator.
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I like my pizza like I like my women
Absolutely no p**... hair.
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My first original joke.
What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous??
It fro's up.
A blonde woman dyes her hair red....
A blonde woman dyes her hair red because she's tired of the blonde jokes. One day she stops by a farm and asks the farmer, "If I can count how many sheep you have, can I keep one?" The farmer reluctantly agrees. After some counting, the blonde woman says, "there is 124 sheep in your farm." Shocked, the farmer counts them. Sure enough, there are 124 sheep. The woman picks one up and takes it to her car. Right when she's about to leave, the farmer knocks on her window and asks,"Ma'am, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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My mate told me yesterday that he's started dating twins!
I asked how he could tell which one is which.
He said, 'Well, Andrea is really, really attractive - she has long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and plump red lips. Plus she's got a really nice body. Pretty much a perfect ten.
And Brian has a c**....'
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Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?
So they can run their hands through their hair.
Boy wants a car from his Dad
the Dad says, "first you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "but Dad, Jesus had long hair"
and Dad says
"that's right son, and Jesus walked everywhere"
(credit goes to the band The Silver Jews)
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"Honey, I think I'm ugly...."
So I pulled her infront of a mirror, stood right next to her and said:
"Darling, I mean look a that s**... smile, that beautiful hair and those eyes....Just wow. No wonder you feel ugly next to me!"
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When do you s**... a midget?
When they say your hair smells nice.
People always tell me I shouldn't give my cat a bath...
I don't see what the big deal is. Honestly, it's fine once I get all the hair off my tongue.
Which haircut would cost you the most?
Chemotherapy
Mommy, why is daddy bald?
"Its because he thinks a lot sweetheart"
The kid stared at his mom for a minute and asked
"is that why you have a lot of hair?"
I just discovered a major difference between me and Rapunzel.
Rapunzel lets her hair down but I let everybody near me down.
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Why do so many l**... have short hair?
They just get really excited about scissors.
Teacher asked kids to tell her what they liked the most about her and she would tell them who they would be when they grew up.
Sally : I like your hair teacher!
Teacher: well, you're going to be a hair stylist!
George : I like your teeth teacher!
T : Well, you're going to be a dentist.
Then little Johhny jumps out of his seat and yells : I already know what i'm gonna be!
T : well, tell us.
Johhny : A milkman!
We're having a Jamaican themed hair day at work this Friday
I'm dreading it already
A girl realizes that she has grown hair between her legs
She gets worried and asks her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly says, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she tells her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiles and says, "That's nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
A priest, a monk, and a Rabbi walk into a barbershop.
A priest walks into a barbershop. After he gets his hair cut, he goes to pay. The barber says "I do not charge men of faith." The next day the priest leaves twelve eggs in front of the barbershop as thanks.
Soon after, a monk walks into the same barbershop and gets his hair cut for free. The monk leaves twelve apples by the door as thanks.
A few days later, a Rabbi walks into the barbershop. He gets his free haircut. The next day the barber comes to work to see twelve Rabbis by the door.
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The outside
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Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants?
So he could run his fingers through his hair!
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They say that coconut water is good for hair.
Now, I understand why my p**... are growing like crazy recently.
I was talking to a girl in a bar last night
She said, "If you lost a few kgs, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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Peter Dinkalage has been accused of s**... harassment.
He allegedly told the woman that her hair smelled nice.
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I found my first grey p**... hair today
I just didn't expect it to be in my Big Mac
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I dyed my hair...
I mean, I killed my rabbit.
I used to hate my hair
But it's growing on me
The secret to Pavlov's hair?
Just a classical conditioner.
(I hope the name rings a bell)
Do not shampoo in the shower
I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner.
I used shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body.
Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning,
"For extra body and volume."
No wonder I have been gaining weight.
I got rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid. Its label reads
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever.
It's interesting how different a US president looks at the end of their presidency. Obama had gray hair. Bush had a bunch of wrinkles..
At the end of JFKs presidency, half of his head was missing.
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"
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Susan tells her boss that she was s**... harassed...
The boss asks what happened?
Susan says, "Bob walked up to me said 'your hair smells really good'"
The boss replies, "Well, I think that's more of a compliment than s**... harassment"
Susan yells "Bob's a midget!"
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
I was just fired today, simply for telling my co-worker that her hair smelled nice.
I think they are discriminating against me for being a midget.
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Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.
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I want to make a trivia show for r**... where wrong answers cost them their hair.
I'll call it "Mullet Over."
