Hair Gel Jokes
6 hair gel jokes and hilarious hair gel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hair gel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good hair gel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party...
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party.
The party is for Asterisks only, and only Asterisks can enter.
At some time the doorbell rings. One Asterisk opens the door and sees a Dot.
The Asterisk says to the Dot:
"I'm sorry, you cannot enter, this party is for Asterisks only"
And the Dot says: "idiot, it's me! I put gel in my hair!"
I got a bald person hair gel for Christmas.
She immediately started crying when she opened it. I guess the chemo makes her emotional.
Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.
And my Axe.
Couple police jokes
1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.
2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.
3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.
Someone said to me that my hair gel looked like snot:
I replied: "No! It's not!"
What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?
Krill Bream.
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