The Best 8 Hair Dryer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hair Dryer jokes. There are some hair dryer paper towel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hair dryer sebum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hair Dryer Jokes and Puns

How I lost my job as a hairdresser.

I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.

She sniffed, and said "more volume."

#"OK, HOW'S THAT!?"

A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father,may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What can I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for
me? Under your robes perhaps?

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her..

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!

Yummy

So a husband and wife wake up one morning and the husband is the first to go to the bathroom. The wife patiently waits her turn until she hears her hair dryer is on. Confused and curious she opens the bathroom door to find her husband blow drying his junk. Naturally, she asks him what he is doing to which he responds, "Heating up your breakfast."

My parents didn't love me as a kid

My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer

My girlfriend walked in on me in the bathroom

My girlfriend walked in on me in the bathroom awkwardly holding her hair dryer turned on pointed at my crotch

Her - Uhhh hunny what are you doing

Warming up your dinner


If you're selling hair dryers, there's one thing you should always keep in mind:

Don't get dry on your own supply.

Did you hear about the hair dryer that tried stand up comedy?

He blew it

You know what really blows my mind any time I think about it?

My telekinetic hair dryer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hair dryer hair loss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hair dryer hairs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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