Hailing Jokes

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi.

I've spent the day in a German police station.

Word to the wise… Don't go hailing a taxi in Germany like you do in other countries.

What is worse than when it's raining cats and dogs?

Hailing h**....

Chester was really happy, he was about to meet the Queen.

He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.
After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:
"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"

She's n**....

A taxi driver spot a girl hailing for a cab outside a nightclub. She was completely n**.... He stopped and she went into the taxi.
Throughout the drive, the girl noticed that the driver kept looking at her with the front mirror. "Hey man, never see a hot n**... girl before huh? Why don't you keep your eyes on the road", she said.
Then, the driver stopped driving before turning around and stare at her intensely.
"Nah, I'm just wondering where you keep the money for my cab, b**...!"

What's worse than raining buckets?

Hailing taxis

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi cabs!
Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!

Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection.

I don't like van hailing.

A Man Gets Pulled Over

So a man is driving down the street when he approaches a large box of push tac's in the middle of the road and swerves to avoid it. He keeps driving but soon hears a siren and see's a police officer in his rear view mirror hailing him to pull over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?"
"No Officer, why?"
"Tac's Evasion"

If the rain could just get a hard on...

It would be hailing