Hailing Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxicabs.

I've spent the day in a German police station.

Word to the wise… Don't go hailing a taxi in Germany like you do in other countries.

What's worse than raining buckets?

Hailing taxis

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi cabs!

Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!

Every Saturday Leon played golf with his best friend Charlie.

It didn't matter if it was sunny, raining, or hailing they played golf like clockwork. When he got home his wife would ask how his day went, and he would say:

"It was wonderful, because I got to play golf."

After 30 years of this Charlie, unfortunately, died. The next Saturday Leon kept his appointment, and played a round of golf. His wife was worried about him, and when he came home she asked him how his game had gone.

"It was horrible. It rained the while time, and I couldn't play for shit. The whole day just seemed like a slog. One hole after the next, just hit the ball and drag Charlie. Hit the ball and drag Charlie."

A london cabbie is driving down an unlit street in heavy fog he sees a figure in the distance hailing him...

...he opens the door and turns around to see a beautiful naked woman.

"Where to love?"

"5 Kings road please"

She's so gorgeous and curvy in all the right places that he can't keep his eyes of her. She catches him in a longer lingering stare and says

"What do you think you are looking at"

"I'm sorry miss, I was wondering how you were going to pay me"

At this she spreads her legs and gives him her best come to bed eyes.

He looks at her a second and says "Got anything smaller, love?"

Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection.

I don't like van hailing.

A Man Gets Pulled Over

So a man is driving down the street when he approaches a large box of push tac's in the middle of the road and swerves to avoid it. He keeps driving but soon hears a siren and see's a police officer in his rear view mirror hailing him to pull over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?"
"No Officer, why?"
"Tac's Evasion"

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