Hailed Jokes
27 hailed jokes and hilarious hailed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hailed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hailed Short Jokes
Short hailed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hailed humour may include short hails jokes also.
- The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... "Hail, Satan"
- So when I donate a kidney I'm hailed as a hero, but when I donate 20 kidneys I get arrested? Make up your mind hospitals!
- I dont get it If someone donates 1 kindey, they're hailed a hero, but I donate 5 and get arrested!?
- I've spent the day in a German police station. Word to the wise… Don't go hailing a taxi in Germany like you do in other countries.
- I asked a priest why I couldn't just say a bunch of hail Marys before committing a sin Apparently the church isn't a fan of anything Pre-Marytal
- When the Romans landed in Britain... When the Romans landed in Britain,
The weather proved a teaser!
The emperor asked "Could this be rain?",
But the answer was "Hail, Caesar" - To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.
- What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"
- What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh! - Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure
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Hailed One Liners
Which hailed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hailed? I can suggest the ones about praise and welcomed.
- Someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero. I donate five, and get arrested?
- What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
- I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain but it hurt like hail.
- what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!
- What did the rain say when it was too cold What the hail
- What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis
- Today I went outside and I shouted, "Hail Satan!" Satan: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's sleet.
- Ice started to fall from the sky the other day... Oh hail no.
- What did the Italian say after the hail storm? "My car! issa Al Dente."
- Why didn't Jesus make the basketball team? Because he only throws Hail Mary's.
- What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land? "Aw *hail* naw!"
- I'm making it hail! Said the man throwing coins at the strippers
- Where do only the finest South Pacific neckbeards hail from? M'laysia.
- Have you ever got hit by frozen rain? It hurts luke hail.
- I think I just got hit by freezing rain. It hurt like hail, I'll say that.
Humorous Hailed Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about hailed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celebrated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hailed pranks.
Two blondes meet on a village road.
One of the blondes was carrying a large gunny bag over her shoulder.
'Hey there,' hailed second blonde, 'what is in the bag?'
'Chickens,' came the reply.
'If I guess how many, can I have one?'
'You can have both of them.'
'OK.. five?' Said the second blonde.
A Navy ship hailed a civilian at sea...
**Navy**: We ask that you divert your course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Civilian**: Negative. Recommend that *you* divert 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Navy**: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
**Civilian**: Negative. I say again, recommend you change course.
**Navy**: This is the aircraft carrier *Enterprise*! We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy! Divert your course *immediately*!
**Civilian**: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
It just doesn't make sense
You know how people donate a pint of blood and are hailed as a hero. I go into the clinic and donate 8 pints of blood already packaged. And then they gotta go call the police. Guess I have to find another way to get rid of my mother in law.
I don't know why the teen that cracked egg on the Aussie senator's head is hailed as a hero.
He's clearly an eggstremist and we don't condone eggstremism
Did you hear about the Sheep who wanted to become a Jedi?
He hailed from the Dagobaaaaaaah system.
Someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero.
I donate s**..., and get arrested? guess the recipient has to be awake to receive it.
Someone donates one kidney and they're hailed as a hero.
I donate five and suddenly I'm being arrested.
7
I had this strange dream the other night, July 7th to be exact. I was alone in this wide open field, and on this field was a large number seven. This confused me, and woke me up, I looked at the clock and sure enough it was seven o'clock. I thought this was strange but didn't think too much into it, that was until I hailed a taxi and, of course it was number seven as well. I got to thinking, how can I use this to my advantage? So I went to the local horse track, and in the seventh race of the day, there was a horse named Lucky Number Seven, so I placed my bet and wouldn't you know it,
He came in seventh.
Taxi driver
In the middle of the night, a guy hailed a taxi.
After a few hours, the guy in the taxi wanted to chat with the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him lightly on his shoulder.
The driver suddenly yelled , panicked, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a fire hydrant and stopped inches from a parked car.
The startled passenger said I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to talk with you.
The taxi driver says It's not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab driver…
I have been driving a hearse for the past 20 years."
