Hail Storm Jokes
5 hail storm jokes and hilarious hail storm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hail storm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hail Storm Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hail storm joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the Italian say after the hail storm?
"My car! issa Al Dente."
So, Julius Ceaser was afraid of storms but one night he had to go out.
A big storm was brewing, he ordered one of his minders to go out and report the weather to him. Upon his return he was asked " so was it raining?" To which his minder reported " all hail Ceaser"!!
What do you get when you drive a german compact car through a hail storm?
A volkswagen Golf ball.
Bad weather?
FEMA representative: During the last storm did you receive any damage to your property?
Homeowner: Hail, yes.
My mother always used to tell me not to go outside when there's gonna be a storm...
She said it would all go to hail.
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