Haiku Jokes

Funniest Haiku Short Jokes

Short haiku jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The haiku humour may include short poetry jokes also.

1. A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure:
   First five, then seven, then 5.
   Just like this one isn't.
2. A haiku about early morning starts... No no no no no
   No no no no no no no
   No no no no no
3. Autocorrect Inspired Poem It means no worries
   For the rest of your days
   Haiku na Mattatta
4. Limerick There was an old man
   From peru, whose lim'ricks all
   Look'd like haiku. He
   Said with a laugh, "I
   Cut them in half, the pay is
   Much better for two."
   
5. After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight" The sky is blue
   The grass is green
   Jetfuel can't melt steel beams
6. They say comedy equals tragedy plus time, but who has time for that? That's the whole joke... sorry... Have a haiku?
   Life is but a joke
   Behind everybody's face
   Skulls smile agreement
7. A haiku about getting out of bed... No no no no no,
   No no no no no no no,
   No no no no no.
8. I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International
   Haiku appreciation
   Conference meeting
9. A tragic haiku hipsters panicking
   need a new pretentious food
   quinoa's too mainstream
10. Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku:
    Eating chipotle.
    They messed up my order... Again
    I will die alone

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Haiku One Liners

Which haiku one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with haiku? I can suggest the ones about limerick and wrote poem.

1. My favourite Haiku Space is limited
   In a haiku, so it's hard
   To finish what you
2. A haiku about my love life... Hahahahaha
   Hahahahahahaha
   Hahahahaha
3. My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line (This is a haiku)
4. High quality Poem Error 404
   Your Haiku could not be found
   Try again later
5. help me help me, I am trapped
   in a haiku factory
   save me before they
6. A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes?
   This winter is very cold.
   Family is starve.
7. A Haiku A problem that I
   Have with haikus is that I
   Always run out of
8. I Wrote a Haiku I wrote a Haiku
   It was very hard to make
   Now I hate haikus
9. I lost my haiku Please tell me if you see it. Thank you very much.
10. This is not a joke: A man walks into a bar See, it's a Haiku
11. Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku.
12. A haiku I wrote This is a haiku
    I wrote it all by myself
    Hope it is good
13. A Haiku Haikus are simple
    But sometimes, they won't make sense
    Hippopotamus
14. Haiku: A prince was grumpy Grumpy was feeling Happy
    The prince was happy
15. A True 5/7 Each day is a gift
    like this unfinished haiku

Haiku Poems Jokes

Here is a list of funny haiku poems jokes and even better haiku poems puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know Tommy Wiseau wrote a poem? Oh, Haiku.
• A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do
  he tried all kinds
  but cleared his mind
  when he went for a haiku.

Giggle-Inducing Haiku Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about haiku you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aloha jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make haiku pranks.