Hahaha Jokes
58 hahaha jokes and hilarious hahaha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hahaha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hahaha Short Jokes
Short hahaha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hahaha humour may include short yup jokes also.
- Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive - I tried asking a Ouija Board for the name of my future wife. The planchette kept moving from H to A and back. What kind of name is Hahaha?
- Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor? Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."
Patient: "Hahaha"
Doctor: "Hahahaha"
Patient: "Haha"
Doctor: "You have a month to live." - Laughing scale Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive - I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts.
HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout - I wanted to tell my mom a joke the other day Me: mom may I tell you a joke?
Mom: not right now son, I am busy.
Me: Ok fine, I'll just tell my girlfriend then...
Mom: hahaha, nice one! - Do you know why the cookie went to the doctor? BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY! AH-HAHAHA! Do you know why the cookie went back to the doctor? Cancer. Stage 4 cancer.
- So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
- Husband: Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog? Wife: Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce 'Shall we go out and have a cake'!
- Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha
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Hahaha One Liners
Which hahaha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hahaha? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I'm going to die alone hahaha hahaha hahaha.........ha
- Where do cats go skiing? On a meowntain! Hahaha haha hahaha ha cough heh
- Totally a joke. Hahaha Ok guys, I've been kidnapped. This is not a joke. Send help please
- What do you call a peeping Pokémon? A peek-at-chuuuu
Hahaha - Where do you find the most funniest place on Earth? Hahaha-malayas
- What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? THE'YRE ALL GONE! HAHAHA
- What's better than a light bulb? Two light bulbs! HaHaHa!
- Why are Scandinavian people so chill? Because they live in the north.
ha..ha...ha... - Rudy. Rudy? More like Judy. hahaha h
- What usually follows Adolf? In
Hahaha
A dolphin - What do you call a hot strawberry? A Halle Berry. Hahaha I'm a dork
- Did you hear the latest joke about Ebola? You didn't get it hahaha, but Sierra Leone did.
- I have a good League of Legends jokes Doublelift joins TSM!! HAHAHA AMIRITE GUYS!! :'(
- What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)
- What did one turtle say to the other eel? hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Funniest Hahaha Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about hahaha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hahaha pranks.
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Do you know what evil kisses sound like?
Muah hahaha
What did the doctor say to the patient that had a broken humerus
The doctor said "without a humerus you will not be humorous anymore, get it??? Humerus and humorous, hahaha!!!"
The patient then said "I see you must of lost your humerus as well as that joke was not funny."
What goes HAHAHAHATHUMP?
A man laughing his head off!
Sorry haha
RichvsPoor
Rich Man- Let me tell you a joke
Poor - Yeah.. Go ahead
Rich man - Money... Hahaha
Poor- What.. I don't get it
Rich- exactly
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Hahahahaha... The Girl Enter In Car Their Cloth is veer Tight See you pic...
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There once was a Little Girl named Sue...
She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits s**.... Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?
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What's the best part of having s**... with a t**...?
Reaching around and imaging you are poking through
Old guy at work told me that hahaha
Made up this melon joke and my wife laughed
Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they can't elope!
Hahaha, I'll find my own way out...
Me: Why is this closet door always open? Wife: Not sure, it's been ajar for a while now.
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's been a door the whole time.
HAHAHA! I'm a dad and I'll be here all week.
Boy with Joker
Boy : joker tell me why you do that job
Joker: Because you moms like it hahaha
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A man and his wife had a s**... on a regular basis.
hahaha i'm sorry.. I just can't say that with a straight face
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[In Court Room]
Judge: How does the defendant plead.
Lawyer: like this your honor 'makes whiny noise' \*noooo i didnt do any crimes\*
Judge: HAHAHA do it again
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I was on OkCupid and a girl said "Blonde haired immigrant here to steal your jobs."
I was like hahaha jokes on you. I don't have a job...
Dang it.
Yeah, it's a math joke
17: Hey 11, want to hear a joke?
11: Sure.
17: What did one prime number say to the other prime number?
11: I give up.
17: "I can't even."
11 and 17 together: HAHAHA!!!!!
2: I don't get it.
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A beer bottle, a mirror, and a c**... are all talking to each other....
beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!
c**...: Hahaha... (c**... walks off laughing)
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Laughter is the 2nd best
Boy:- Laughter is the 2nd best method to convince a girl to have s**.....
Girl:- What's the 1st one??
Boy:- A Knife.
Girl:- HaHaHa, you're funny..
Boy:- Good choice
Can you understand and open (browse) this blog?
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How Mandark feels after his constipation is finally over?
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
Why did the mop confessed to the police?
Because he wanted to COME CLEAN
HAHAHA GET IT, COME CLEAN
Sorry I thought it was funny :(
I dressed up my dog as a mailman for Halloween and He bit himself :D
Very late entry for Halloween hahaha.
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A heavy set guy was showering at the gym when a gym rat hollered 'Hey man, how long since you seen your d**...'? hahaha. 'Why dont you diet'?
Replying...'why, what color is it now'?
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Yesterday night I had s**... with a girl
Hahaha... :(
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I Haven't Had s**... This Year
~~Or ever~~ Because it's January 1st hahaha
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Doctor Joke
Doctor: What brings you here?
Patient: My car hahaha
Doctor: \*writing in chart\* not s**... active
A burglar breaks into a joint
While going through the owner's belongings a shrill voices goes:
"Heavenly Father is watching you! Heavenly Father is watching you!"
Slightly irritated, the burglar switches on the light and sees a parrot in the corner, repeating its line:
"Heavenly Father is watching you! Heavenly Father is watching you!"
Burglar: "Hahaha! Look at you, what's your name?"
Parrot: "Jared Leto"
Burglar: "That's an odd name for a parrot. Who would name their parrot 'Jared-Leto'?
Parrot: "The same person who would name his rottweiler 'Heavenly Father'!
*First Cake day joke!
I bumped into an old mate of mine yesterday
I bumped into an old mate yesterday. He immediately started showing off, talking about him being an excellent writter and the book he recently launched.
Continuing to show off, he said, "My book has sold 1000 copies till date."
I said, "And how many copies did you buy?."
He said, "Not even one, hahaha jealous much?"
I said, "Wise decision nonetheless."
Me - So, what do you do?
Otto - I'm a supervillain.
Me - What's your name?
Otto - Corrector.
Me - HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder?
Wait a minion……
what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS
MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
