The Best 48 Hahaha Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hahaha jokes. There are some hahaha ahh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hahaha hahahaha puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hahaha Jokes and Puns

Do you know what evil kisses sound like?

Muah hahaha

What did the doctor say to the patient that had a broken humerus

The doctor said "without a humerus you will not be humorous anymore, get it??? Humerus and humorous, hahaha!!!"

The patient then said "I see you must of lost your humerus as well as that joke was not funny."

What goes HAHAHAHATHUMP?

A man laughing his head off!

Sorry haha

Hahaha joke, What goes HAHAHAHATHUMP?

RichvsPoor

Rich Man- Let me tell you a joke
Poor - Yeah.. Go ahead
Rich man - Money... Hahaha
Poor- What.. I don't get it
Rich- exactly

I love eating German sausage....

but it always gives me the wurst farts.
HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout


Hahahahaha... The Girl Enter In Car Their Cloth is veer Tight See you pic...

There once was a Little Girl named Sue...

She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?

Hahaha joke, There once was a Little Girl named Sue...

Husband: Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?

Wife: Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce 'Shall we go out and have a cake'!

Best Husband wise joke

Husband(Rahul): Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?

Wife (Swati): Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce 'Shall we go out and have a cake'!

What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite?

Reaching around and imaging you are poking through

Old guy at work told me that hahaha

Made up this melon joke and my wife laughed

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope!

Hahaha, I'll find my own way out...

You can explore hahaha hah reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hahaha rofl dad jokes. There are also hahaha puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Me: Why is this closet door always open? Wife: Not sure, it's been ajar for a while now.

Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's been a door the whole time.

HAHAHA! I'm a dad and I'll be here all week.

A man asks a woman:

"-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "

"-Really, what is the first ?"

"-A knife."

"-Hahaha, you're so funny !"

"-Good choice."

Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke!

I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha

Trump and Pence are so homophobic ...

... they couldn't get a mandate.

HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.

A man and his wife had a sex on a regular basis.

hahaha i'm sorry.. I just can't say that with a straight face

Hahaha joke, A man and his wife had a sex on a regular basis.

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

So I met my girlfriend the other day

april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

[In Court Room]

Judge: How does the defendant plead.

Lawyer: like this your honor 'makes whiny noise' \*noooo i didnt do any crimes\*

Judge: HAHAHA do it again


Billy's mom comes home to see him crying...

Billy, what's wrong son?

Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".

The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.

As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...

HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!

He hanged himself in the basement!

Laughing scale

Ha – Mildly amusing

Haha – Funny

Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh

Hahahaha – Stayin alive

I'm going to die alone

hahaha hahaha hahaha.........ha

I was on OkCupid and a girl said "Blonde haired immigrant here to steal your jobs."

I was like hahaha jokes on you. I don't have a job...

Dang it.

Yeah, it's a math joke

17: Hey 11, want to hear a joke?

11: Sure.

17: What did one prime number say to the other prime number?

11: I give up.

17: "I can't even."

11 and 17 together: HAHAHA!!!!!

2: I don't get it.

Why did the octopus cross the reef?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes?

THE'YRE ALL GONE! HAHAHA

Where do cats go skiing?

On a meowntain! Hahaha haha hahaha ha cough heh

Ha - mildly amusing

Haha - laughing

Hahaha - saracstic laughing

Hahahaha - Staying Alive

A beer bottle, a mirror, and a condom are all talking to each other....

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!

Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

Laughter is the 2nd best

Boy:- Laughter is the 2nd best method to convince a girl to have sex..
Girl:- What's the 1st one??
Boy:- A Knife.
Girl:- HaHaHa, you're funny..
Boy:- Good choice

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Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?

Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."

Patient: "Hahaha"

Doctor: "Hahahaha"

Patient: "Haha"

Doctor: "You have a month to live."

How Mandark feels after his constipation is finally over?

HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the mop confessed to the police?

Because he wanted to COME CLEAN

HAHAHA GET IT, COME CLEAN

Sorry I thought it was funny :(

What do you call a peeping PokΓ©mon?

A peek-at-chuuuu

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I dressed up my dog as a mailman for Halloween and He bit himself :D

Very late entry for Halloween hahaha.

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A heavy set guy was showering at the gym when a gym rat hollered 'Hey man, how long since you seen your dick'? hahaha. 'Why dont you diet'?

Replying...'why, what color is it now'?

Totally a joke. Hahaha

Ok guys, I've been kidnapped. This is not a joke. Send help please

Yesterday night I had sex with a girl

Hahaha... :(

I Haven't Had Sex This Year

~~Or ever~~ Because it's January 1st hahaha

Doctor Joke

Doctor: What brings you here?

Patient: My car hahaha

Doctor: \*writing in chart\* not sexually active

I wanted to tell my mom a joke the other day

Me: mom may I tell you a joke?

Mom: not right now son, I am busy.

Me: Ok fine, I'll just tell my girlfriend then...

Mom: hahaha, nice one!

A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people every time they tell a lie...

Dad: what were you watching?

Son: Kung-Fu Panda

*\*robot slaps son\**

Son: Ok! It was an erotic movie.

Dad: WHAT?! When I was your age i didn't even know what an erotic movie was

*\*robot slaps dad\**

Mum: HAHAHA!!! He's your son after all

*\*robot slaps mum\**

What goes hahaha -'bonk'?

A man laughing his head off

A burglar breaks into a joint

While going through the owner's belongings a shrill voices goes:
"Heavenly Father is watching you! Heavenly Father is watching you!"

Slightly irritated, the burglar switches on the light and sees a parrot in the corner, repeating its line:

"Heavenly Father is watching you! Heavenly Father is watching you!"

Burglar: "Hahaha! Look at you, what's your name?"

Parrot: "Jared Leto"

Burglar: "That's an odd name for a parrot. Who would name their parrot 'Jared-Leto'?

Parrot: "The same person who would name his rottweiler 'Heavenly Father'!

*First Cake day joke!

So, what do you do? - I'm a supervillain

What's your name? - Autocorrector.

β€” HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hahaha haa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hahaha lul piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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