Haha Jokes
116 haha jokes and hilarious haha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about haha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Start your day off with a smile and some much-needed laughter. Check out this collection of hilarious jokes - from dad jokes to puns to yo mama jokes - sure to make you "gottem" and "yeah" with a hearty "hahahaha"!
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Funniest Haha Short Jokes
Short haha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The haha humour may include short yep jokes also.
- "Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?" "Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"
"Not this time. Our dog died." - "How old is your girlfriend?" "She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"
"Yeah, actually it's yours" - Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive - if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
- A dad joke "Dad I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dead."
"Haha, you mean dad."
"No. I have inoperable brain cancer."
"...wha-"
"I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you." - Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked me "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I responded "Haha! What are the chances there'd be 2 serial killers in 1 car at the same time?" - What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha
- I was walking down the road when I saw 4 guys beating one other guy, so by natural instinct I decided to help Haha, he couldn't stand a chance against all 5 of us.
- What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves!
Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet. - Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor? Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."
Patient: "Hahaha"
Doctor: "Hahahaha"
Patient: "Haha"
Doctor: "You have a month to live."
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Haha One Liners
Which haha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with haha? I can suggest the ones about duh and yup.
- My wife left me because I'm too paranoid. Haha
- A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. Haha just kidding.
- How do cows do math? A cow-culator.
haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave. - What do you call a gang of ghosts? A hauntourage ~
happy spooky season haha - What do you call a girl who doesn't give blow jobs? You don't call her. ^haha
- Where do head lice go to pray? The temple
haha.
-My Friend Devon - What room is a ghost scared of? The living room( haha get it?)
- What goes HAHAHAHATHUMP? A man laughing his head off!
Sorry haha - Where do bees catch their bus? At the buzz stop. Haha
- What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored.
ha^ha - They all laughed when I said I was going into comedy Haha, they're not laughing now!
- I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?
- Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one.
- Where does a comedian study? Ha ha ha ha haha ha-Harvard
- If you add S to EX files... You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha
Laughter Haha Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about haha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sarcastic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make haha pranks.
Two brothers on Christmas day
So there are two brothers, Jimmy and Timmy
They both run down stairs to see what Santa had brought them
The presents are divided into two piles, with Jimmy's pile being larger
Jimmy say, " Haha, my pile is bigger!"
Then Timmy says," Well, atleast I don't have cancer."
hahah brick!
There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, "Dad, why is my name Lily?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head."
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, "dad, why is my name Daisy?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, "Muuughmmmummphhhhhh"
"Shut up, Brick!"
"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"
"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"
- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.
maternity ward
A woman and her husband are in the maternity ward where the woman is giving birth. As soon as the baby comes out the doctor grabs it and starts flailing it around beating it on the table and walls. 10 seconds later as couple is freaking out he stops and says "Haha, Just kidding. It was already dead."
How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?
Second hand smoking!
My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?)
Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath.
haha get it?
Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight?
They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha
Started a game of Hide and Seek..
Started a game of Hide and Seek with my dad 23 years ago haha he's the best. Where are you man?
I love eating German sausage....
but it always gives me the wurst farts.
HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout
My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her
"Hey what's up?" she said
"Oh nothing.. It's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me." I replied
"Haha don't worry, I won't." She said reassuringly
"I wanna lick it." I said
She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said:
"I knew you'd misunderstand."
What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
Haha, happy late 4th of July.
Hahahahaha... The Girl Enter In Car Their Cloth is veer Tight See you pic...
Help! I have food stuck in my t**...!
Haha, just choking!
Why did Adele cross the road?
So she could say hello from the other side
(If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...
Could some say you are, independent? :D
(Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)
What do you call a Korean with a dog?
...vegetarian.
For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Why is gigabit internet good for you?
Because it's high in fiber!
haha, I'll show myself out...
A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant
Who pays?
The German.
Haha
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!
The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom...
What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?
In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"
"Haha, you failed."
"Yeah, so did your dads c**...."
What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat?
Shalami! haha!
Geologists make ground breaking discoveries everyday.
Get it? Haha
Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table?
To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂
A mother comes back home...
...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"
So I met my girlfriend the other day
april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
I once made a man cry just by singing
He thought my rendition of "your wife is dead haha" was beautiful
The word queue does't have 4 silent letters...
They are just waiting their turn.
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oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?
Laughing scale
Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive
I asked my Dad if we can go to seaworld...
He said that only if we go to A-World or B-World first.
This actually happened haha
What do u call an early bitcoin adopter?
A bitster.
Haha why havent i seen this joke yet.
Where do cats go skiing?
On a meowntain! Hahaha haha hahaha ha cough heh
Have you heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency?
He calls himself blockchainz.
PS. Please be forviging. Haha!
Wow, I haven't showered since last year!
Haha good one, but it's only New Year's Eve
I know...
ME: Siri, what time is it?
ALEXA: Who is Siri?
ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa
ALEXA: Ok but who is Siri?
ME:...
ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
People tell me to stop self-deprecating
Haha... more like self-defecating
Waiter: What else can I get for the lovely couple?
Girl: Oh gosh, haha no, we're just friends.
Guy: You can get us two checks.
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Also please don't forget she had 2 soda refills, I know you guys charge extra.
A blind man walks into a bar...
A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:
"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"
The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."
A very plane joke
Pilot: We are going to die.
Passengers: *starts freaking out*
Pilot: haha don't worry we will all die one day.
Passengers: *sighs in relief*
Pilot: But we'll all probably die when we hit that mountain.
Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!
*mom rushes to the living room*
Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!
Penguin is having some car trouble so he drops it off at the auto repair shop
Mechanic tells him it might take a while, so the penguin goes down the street to the ice cream shop to pass the time.
When he returns to the repair shop, the mechanic comes out and says, "It looks like you just blew a seal."
The penguin gets an initial horrified look on his face and then laughs, replying "oh, no, haha, that's just ice cream on my chin."
Dang this new wedding planner is great
For only an extra 200 bucks he'll consummate my marriage for me - whatever that means haha
I went to college in Hawaii and
While I was jogging on the beach one day, I saw a man in the distance drowning !
He was waving his arms screaming:
Helllppppp.... *Shark* ... please... hellllpppppp
And then I started laughing, haha, cause I knew that that shark wasn't going to help him
It's impossible for the knuckle of your ring finger and the knuckle of your index finger to touch while giving the bird
Haha. I just made you flick yourself off.
Your mama so fat
And so is mine we live in America haha
Am a joker haha
My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying This is not working goodbye Just opened the fridge & it's working fine very strange
"Honey, do you feel fat?"
"Yes, I do!"
"It's okay."
\*Rubs her tummy\*
"I feel it too! haha."
What did the guy say who didn't swollow his food correctly?
Nothing
haha, just choking.
r**... isn't funny...
Unless you're r**... a clown! Haha!
...The real joke is in 10 years imma get fired for this post
A lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie...
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...
Shopping with dad...
At the supermarket buying milk.
Cashier: "Would you like the milk in a bag?"
Old man: "Nah mate, just leave it in the carton"
Haha, classic dad joke!
Two siblings, a boy and a girl opens their Christmas presents
The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gold necklace.
The next year, the boy received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.
And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a cheap chinese phone while his sister received an iPhone X.
So this year, after the opening, the girl says: "Haha! mom and dad loves me more!"
The boy replies: "Haha! I don't have a tumor"
A cup of coffee enters a room
and it goes where's the creamer haha lol
A doctor comes out to the maternity ward waiting room holding a newborn baby and suddenly drops him to the floor.
Seeing the father's shocked face, he laughs and says: "Haha, got you. Don't worry, he was born dead".
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
haha, classic
April Fools!
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
A man named Rick went shirt shopping with his wife and asked her:
\- What size should I pick?
\- Pick L, Rick.
Haha that's the funniest s\*\*t I've ever seen.
Why are animals so primitive?
They don't want to ever reach a petabyte.
^((Haha PETA bad))
The good thing about being bilingual...
Is that you can haha and jaja in the same conversation
Point to your head and say the abbreviation for Montana
Haha! You're head is empty!
My 4 year old daughter told me the joke today. Knock knock, who's there? Dinosaurp, Dinosaurp who?
Haha you said dinosaur p**....
