Haha Jokes
116 haha jokes and hilarious haha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about haha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Start your day off with a smile and some much-needed laughter. Check out this collection of hilarious jokes - from dad jokes to puns to yo mama jokes - sure to make you "gottem" and "yeah" with a hearty "hahahaha"!
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Funniest Haha Short Jokes
Short haha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The haha humour may include short yep jokes also.
- "Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?" "Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"
"Not this time. Our dog died." - "How old is your girlfriend?" "She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"
"Yeah, actually it's yours" - Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive - if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
- A dad joke "Dad I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dead."
"Haha, you mean dad."
"No. I have inoperable brain cancer."
"...wha-"
"I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you." - What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha
- I was walking down the road when I saw 4 guys beating one other guy, so by natural instinct I decided to help Haha, he couldn't stand a chance against all 5 of us.
- Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor? Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."
Patient: "Hahaha"
Doctor: "Hahahaha"
Patient: "Haha"
Doctor: "You have a month to live." - ME: Siri, what time is it? ALEXA: Who is Siri?
ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa
ALEXA: Ok but who is Siri?
ME:...
ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood - Grandpa: what has 4 legs but isn't alive? Little Timmy: haha it's a chair nice try gra-
Grandpa:it's your dog Timmy he's dead
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Haha One Liners
Which haha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with haha? I can suggest the ones about yup and sarcastic.
- My wife left me because I'm too paranoid. Haha
- How do cows do math? A cow-culator.
haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave. - What do you call a gang of ghosts? A hauntourage ~
happy spooky season haha - Where do head lice go to pray? The temple
haha.
-My Friend Devon - What goes HAHAHAHATHUMP? A man laughing his head off!
Sorry haha - Where do bees catch their bus? At the buzz stop. Haha
- What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored.
ha^ha - I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?
- Where does a comedian study? Ha ha ha ha haha ha-Harvard
- If you add S to EX files... You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha
- A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays?
The German.
Haha - People tell me to stop self-deprecating Haha... more like self-defecating
- A cup of coffee enters a room and it goes where's the creamer haha lol
- What did the guy say who didn't swollow his food correctly? Nothing
haha, just choking. - Where do cats go skiing? On a meowntain! Hahaha haha hahaha ha cough heh
Laughter Haha Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about haha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laugh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make haha pranks.
Two brothers on Christmas day
So there are two brothers, Jimmy and Timmy
They both run down stairs to see what Santa had brought them
The presents are divided into two piles, with Jimmy's pile being larger
Jimmy say, " Haha, my pile is bigger!"
Then Timmy says," Well, atleast I don't have cancer."
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hahah brick!
There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, "Dad, why is my name Lily?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head."
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, "dad, why is my name Daisy?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, "Muuughmmmummphhhhhh"
"Shut up, Brick!"
"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"
"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"
- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.
Haha
I made you click
GOT YA
maternity ward
A woman and her husband are in the maternity ward where the woman is giving birth. As soon as the baby comes out the doctor grabs it and starts flailing it around beating it on the table and walls. 10 seconds later as couple is freaking out he stops and says "Haha, Just kidding. It was already dead."
How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?
Second hand smoking!
My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
People are scared of Friday 13th.
I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.
"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"
Easily the best jokes of 2014.
Television is dying out.
The internet is the growing essence of this new age.
So they thought they could change the internet the same way they used television.
Haha. So funny.
A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?)
Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath.
haha get it?
Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight?
They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha
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Do you know why God created atheists?
Haha. Good one.
Started a game of Hide and Seek..
Started a game of Hide and Seek with my dad 23 years ago haha he's the best. Where are you man?
Revisited: My boss was honest with me today
Haha
I love eating German sausage....
but it always gives me the wurst farts.
HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout
My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her
"Hey what's up?" she said
"Oh nothing.. It's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me." I replied
"Haha don't worry, I won't." She said reassuringly
"I wanna lick it." I said
She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said:
"I knew you'd misunderstand."
What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
Haha, happy late 4th of July.
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Hahahahaha... The Girl Enter In Car Their Cloth is veer Tight See you pic...
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Help! I have food stuck in my t**...!
Haha, just choking!
What do you call a Korean with a dog?
...vegetarian.
For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Why is gigabit internet good for you?
Because it's high in fiber!
haha, I'll show myself out...
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!
The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom...
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What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?
In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"
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"Haha, you failed."
"Yeah, so did your dads c**...."
What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat?
Shalami! haha!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
a *piZZZa* haha
someone pls date me
You're not completely useless...
You can be used as a bad example.
*Heard Collin Farrell say this to Jimmy Fallon and laughed haha*
My cat just died
Haha just kitten!
Skype conversation
A: you home
B: Please! If you are asking me, please add at least a question mark. I'm starting to feel paranoid that you are actually watching me
A: haha?
Geologists make ground breaking discoveries everyday.
Get it? Haha
Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table?
To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂
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Vampires and red heads are kind of the same thing?
(I'm a ranga) we're pale, we fear the sun, we eat human souls and I'm sure I'd die if someone steaked me haha
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A mother comes back home...
...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"
So I met my girlfriend the other day
april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
I once made a man cry just by singing
He thought my rendition of "your wife is dead haha" was beautiful
The word queue does't have 4 silent letters...
They are just waiting their turn.
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oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?
Laughing scale
Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive
I asked my Dad if we can go to seaworld...
He said that only if we go to A-World or B-World first.
This actually happened haha
What do u call an early bitcoin adopter?
A bitster.
Haha why havent i seen this joke yet.
Have you heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency?
He calls himself blockchainz.
PS. Please be forviging. Haha!
Wow, I haven't showered since last year!
Haha good one, but it's only New Year's Eve
I know...
- How old is your girlfriend ? - 41 - haha she can be you mom ! - yes, but she's yours ..
Waiter: What else can I get for the lovely couple?
Girl: Oh gosh, haha no, we're just friends.
Guy: You can get us two checks.
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Also please don't forget she had 2 soda refills, I know you guys charge extra.
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A blind man walks into a bar...
A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:
"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"
The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."
A very plane joke
Pilot: We are going to die.
Passengers: *starts freaking out*
Pilot: haha don't worry we will all die one day.
Passengers: *sighs in relief*
Pilot: But we'll all probably die when we hit that mountain.
Dang this new wedding planner is great
For only an extra 200 bucks he'll consummate my marriage for me - whatever that means haha
I went to college in Hawaii and
While I was jogging on the beach one day, I saw a man in the distance drowning !
He was waving his arms screaming:
Helllppppp.... *Shark* ... please... hellllpppppp
And then I started laughing, haha, cause I knew that that shark wasn't going to help him
"Honey, do you feel fat?"
"Yes, I do!"
"It's okay."
\*Rubs her tummy\*
"I feel it too! haha."
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r**... isn't funny...
Unless you're r**... a clown! Haha!
...The real joke is in 10 years imma get fired for this post
Universal Language
Do you agree that English is literally the universal language since more than 50% of alien species in the movies, tv series and books speak it. Haha
What did the orange say to the banana?
Haha you're a banana.
Two siblings, a boy and a girl opens their Christmas presents
The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gold necklace.
The next year, the boy received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.
And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a cheap chinese phone while his sister received an iPhone X.
So this year, after the opening, the girl says: "Haha! mom and dad loves me more!"
The boy replies: "Haha! I don't have a tumor"
You tell your friend that you once viewed an art gallery with 100's of paintings, in a mere second
Friend: "You're lying"
You: "Haha why?"
Friend: "The human eye can only see 60 frames per second"
A doctor comes out to the maternity ward waiting room holding a newborn baby and suddenly drops him to the floor.
Seeing the father's shocked face, he laughs and says: "Haha, got you. Don't worry, he was born dead".
Why did the millennial cross the road?
Haha shows over folks
My life haha lol 😣
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Ha well I had a 3 some once...
Yeah and they all came, haha but they were only 2 people missing.
What did the Cashew say to the cobweb?
Ye leet mate, you've proper spun me nut n that haha
A prince was talking to his servant
Prince: We both look alike, did your mother work her before? Haha
Servant: No, but my father did.
Pull my finger 👉
🍑💨 haha
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
haha, classic
