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36 hah jokes and hilarious hah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Hah Short Jokes

Short hah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hah humour may include short whee jokes also.

  1. A man tells his wife before he goes to bed, "I'm gonna go get your aspirin" The wife says, "Aspirin? I don't have a headache."
    "Ah, HAH!!" The man exclaimed
  2. A 30 year old is talking to a 10 year old, who is playing on a computer. "hey, is that windows?"
    "yeah"
    "what version?"
    "windows 10"
    "10? hah! back in the day, we had numbers as high as 95!"
  3. What did the black couple say when Noah rejected them at his ark? "Whoa oh ah hah ah ah ah huh."
  4. Do you wanna play wimmad? Do you wanna play wimmadick. Hah goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
  5. How much money do i need to give you for you to eat meat? Vegetarian: "umm idk, 100k?"
    Me: "HAH! So you do want to eat meat!"
  6. My girlfriend asked me where the muffins are... So I told her "they're muffin around!" Hah! Actually they were behind the carrots.
  7. What do you call an alligator with an erectile dysfunction? An ereptile dysfunction. Hah. Hah.
  8. Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, "An idiot clicks"
  9. What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*
  10. What drink makes you cough? Coffee.
    hah

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Hah One Liners

Which hah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hah? I can suggest the ones about duh and aha.

  1. You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that.
  2. What do you call a horse that was average in school? A *C horse*
    (Hah)
  3. Here is a toxic thought Chernobyl, HAH.
  4. I asked an Israeli girl out today. "Hah! Jewish I'd go out with you" she said.
    :(
  5. What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah
  6. Hah im just kidding, laugh my nose off hijklmno
    Pliz rowst mii
  7. The cat wins in a dog show!!! Hah! CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
  8. An Irishman walks into a job interview Hah! I crack myself up!
  9. If you *think* you're pessimistic... Everyone *probably* hates you! Hah
  10. I bought WinRAR ... Hah
  11. What's it called when Batman walks out of church? Christian Bale
    Hah
  12. Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!
  13. Where did Noah keep his bees? bees nuts.^hah ^^gottem
  14. How do people take their tea in Boston? They don't drink tea, it's all in the Hah-Bah
  15. I swear to god I will upvote this... Hah! You swore! Now upvote.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hah can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hah puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Hah Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about hah you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ooh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hah prank.

Two friends are arguing...

"Look, I have a colony of ants!"
"Well, I have taller ants than you"
"Oh, well I have a tube of glue"
"Hah, I have an entire tin"
"I got bread!"
"Argh, you win! I can't handle that bread with my glue tin 'n' taller ants"

A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)

The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"

The man at the circus.

A man is going to the circus to look for work. The man finds the manager in his caravan and asks him if he could get a job at the circus.
Oh, so you're looking to join the circus then? Tell me, what can you do?
I can mimic a bird, the man says proudly.
Hah, scoffs the manager, every single person at this circus can mimic a bird, even the slow stable boy, that's not anything we'd want here at this circus.
Oh well, says the man and flew out the window.

A blonde was walking down the street carrying a bag..

When another blonde rounds a corner and runs into her.
"My apologies! But what is in the bag, may I ask?"
"Oh, just carrying home some chickens for dinner for me and my husband!"
"If I guess how many chickens are in there, may I have one?"
"Hah ! If you can guess how many chickens I have in my bag, you can have *both* of them!" chuckles the blonde
"Umm.. seven?"

h**... your wife without consequences.

Hah. Made you look.

"Now little ones, where do children go when they do bad things...?", Mrs Mary asked.

"I know! I know!", Little Johnny said with vigour, " they go behind the bushes in the playground!"
"Please little Johnny, mind what you say"
"Oh its true Mrs Mary!", voiced Susan enthusiastically, "T.J took me there and showed me his w**...."
The teacher gasped in horror as T.J smiled mischievously.
"Oh, it was like a peanut it was!"
"Hah, so it was tiny?", the teacher relieved, asked.
"No, salty!"

An American and a German architect...

... bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time. After a month the American mails the German: "Only 10 days and I'll be finished."
The German writes back: "Hah, that's nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start."

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these hah jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.