Hagrid Jokes
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Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him?
Yer a Blizzard, Harry.
Hagrid spreading Dumbledore's ashes into the winds.
"You're a blizzard Albus."
Hagrid is so fat
The Sorting Hat put him in the waffle House
The actor of Hagrid asked me why I want his signature
I said: "I am a giant fan!"
What did Hagrid say to Harry after he was bitten by Lupin?
Yer a hairy wizard
Hagrid: you're a light bulb Harry!
Harry Potter: I'm a watt!?
Hagrid: Your a measure of power, Harry.
Harry: I'm a watt?
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Harry: You're a hairy wizard.
What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?
"You're a lizard Harry!"
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