The Best 11 Haggle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Haggle jokes. There are some haggle pay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haggle frijoles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Haggle Jokes and Puns

A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...

"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.

The boy says, "Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."

A Black/Jewish boy asks his dad whether he's more Black or more Jewish.

When his dad asks why, the boy answers "there's a bike for sale for $100 and I can't decide whether to haggle down to $75 or just steal it."

A black Jewish guy

A black Jew runs up to his father and asks his father if he is more Jewish or more black. The father asks his son why he just asked this odd question, the son says "there is a boy at school selling his old bike for $50 and I am wondering if I should haggle it down to $40 or just steal it."

Haggle joke, A black Jewish guy

Never haggle with a baby chic

All their offers are cheep

Why did the john haggle with the hooker?

He just wanted to get the most bang for his buck.

I'm sorry. That's fifteen seconds you'll never get back.


Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns.

Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?

Why can't you haggle when getting your tire patched up?

Because it's a FLAT rate

Haggle joke, Why can't you haggle when getting your tire patched up?

I haggled for a hat in America

I asked How much?

He said $75

I said $50

He said $75

I said $60

He said $75

So, I paid $75 for the hat

What's it called when you haggle with a black man?

Negrotiation

Paddies vs. Aussies

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

I think its fun to haggle with hookers over their price.

They're just going to end up dead in my trunk anyway ...Amirite?!

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