Haggle Jokes
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A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says, "Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."
A Black/Jewish boy asks his dad whether he's more Black or more Jewish.
When his dad asks why, the boy answers "there's a bike for sale for $100 and I can't decide whether to haggle down to $75 or just steal it."
A black Jewish guy
A black Jew runs up to his father and asks his father if he is more Jewish or more black. The father asks his son why he just asked this odd question, the son says "there is a boy at school selling his old bike for $50 and I am wondering if I should haggle it down to $40 or just steal it."
Large crystal ball for sale, only £50.
But you will haggle me down and buy it for £35.
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Never haggle with a baby chic
All their offers are cheep
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Why did the john haggle with the h**...?
He just wanted to get the most bang for his buck.
I'm sorry. That's fifteen seconds you'll never get back.
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Chumlee was arrested for s**... assault, drugs, and guns.
Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?
Why can't you haggle when getting your tire patched up?
Because it's a FLAT rate
I haggled for a hat in America
I asked How much?
He said $75
I said $50
He said $75
I said $60
He said $75
So, I paid $75 for the hat
What's it called when you haggle with a black man?
Negrotiation
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