Haggis Jokes
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Haggis
It sounds offal but it's pretty tasty
Did you hear the one about the Scottish guy who loved haggis?
It was offal.
Great Scot!
Waiter: Are you here for a special occasion?
Campbell: Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns contest... A haggis dinner for two.
Waiter: What were the other prizes?
Campbell: Second prize was a single haggis dinner, and if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis.
What is Scotland's g**... domestic product?
Haggis
I tried Haggis for the first time today...
It tasted offal!
I wanted to cook Haggis for the first time...
But I didn't have the guts to try it.
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