The Best 7 Haggis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Haggis jokes. There are some haggis bagpipes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haggis gravy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Haggis Jokes and Puns


It sounds offal but it's pretty tasty

Did you hear the one about the Scottish guy who loved haggis?

It was offal.

Great Scot!

Waiter: Are you here for a special occasion?
Campbell: Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns contest... A haggis dinner for two.
Waiter: What were the other prizes?
Campbell: Second prize was a single haggis dinner, and if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis.

What is Scotland's gross domestic product?


I tried Haggis for the first time today...

It tasted offal!

I wanted to cook Haggis for the first time...

But I didn't have the guts to try it.

I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis

I'm calling it "Organ Doner".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the haggis scotland puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working haggis chewy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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