The Best 5 Hagg Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hagg jokes. There are some hagg fed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hagg poor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hagg Jokes and Puns

A haggard old woman walks into a bar.

She's holding a paper bag. She climbs up on the bar and holds up the bag.

"Any of you guys guess what's in this bag gets some tail!"

There's an uncomfortable silence until a smartass in the back yells "Yeah! Is it an elephant?"

"Close enough, let's go."

Never haggle with a baby chic

All their offers are cheep

Why can't you haggle when getting your tire patched up?

Because it's a FLAT rate

I tried Haggis for the first time today...

It tasted offal!

I haggled for a hat in America

I asked How much?

He said $75

I said $50

He said $75

I said $60

He said $75

So, I paid $75 for the hat


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hagg woman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hagg guys piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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