The Best 8 Hades Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hades jokes. There are some hades afterlife jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hades inferno puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hades Jokes and Puns

If boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider...

and girls go to college to get more knowledge... does that mean that ladies go to hades when they have babies?... this would explain a lot about pregnancy

Why was Zeus surprised when Hades married Persephone?

He thought their relationship was only Plutonic.

Late last night I was trying to summon a demon.

After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.

Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:

"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent demon that Satan himself would be pleased with."

Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"

Hades joke, Late last night I was trying to summon a demon.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

Why is punctuality a problem in Hades?

Because everyone's late.


Hades is a like a Highschool Football Player

Hades was able to secure a pretty girl, trick her to eat swallowing his seeds, and now she has to live with him, all while her mother despises him.

I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring.

I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit.

Hades joke, I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring.

What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls?

The Perse-phone.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hades poseidon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hades quadratic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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