Hades Jokes
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Why was Zeus surprised when Hades married Persephone?
He thought their relationship was only Plutonic.
I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring.
I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit.
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Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"
What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?
Plutocracy
Why is punctuality a problem in Hades?
Because everyone's late.
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