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If boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider...

and girls go to college to get more knowledge... does that mean that ladies go to hades when they have babies?... this would explain a lot about pregnancy

Why was Zeus surprised when Hades married Persephone?

He thought their relationship was only Plutonic.

I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring.

I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit.

Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....

After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

Hades joke, What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?


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Hades joke, What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Hades joke, What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?