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Hacking Jokes

40 hacking jokes and hilarious hacking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hacking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Tired of all the negative connotations associated with cyber hacking? Check out this light-hearted collection of hacking jokes and learn to have a bit of fun with the topic of computer crime investigation and retaliation.

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Funniest Hacking Short Jokes

Short hacking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hacking humour may include short hacked jokes also.

  1. My bank account was hacked!!! The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.
  2. Two days ago, I named my wifi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
  3. I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack. Divorce
  4. Life hack: If you never want to work 8 hours straight... ...just be homosexual, so you can work 8 hours gay instead
  5. My account may have been hacked.. If y'all get an email from me about canned meat-- PLEASE don't open it
    It's spam
  6. Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt.
  7. I'm really worried about the Facebook hack. The thought of random strangers having access to my personal details creeps me out.
  8. I think someone from Russia is trying to hack my account.
  9. Help, someone in Russia is trying to hack my phone
  10. Why are Russians so good at hacking? Because so many of them come from Cyberia

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Hacking One Liners

Which hacking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hacking? I can suggest the ones about spying and jacking.

  1. I think I've been hacked by Russia.
  2. To the person who hacked my account I will find you, and I will kill you.
  3. Here's a great life hack! When you're cold stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees!
  4. My account got hacked. If you get a DM about meat from me, don't click on it. It's spam
  5. To the person who hacked into my account, I will find you.
  6. Why was Santa hacked? Because he accepts all the cookies.
  7. I was hacked by Russia
  8. My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename my cat
  9. I think I was hacked by russia
  10. To the guy who hacked into my email You've given me a new Outlook
  11. Machetes are extremely tech savvy They can hack anything.
  12. I came home to find an axe buried in my pc I think it has been hacked
  13. What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose
  14. I was hacked by Russia.
  15. To the person who hacked my gmail account What's my password?

Hacking joke, To the person who hacked my gmail account

Amusing Hacking Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about hacking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robbing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hacking pranks.

Hacking is like s**...

You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.

Hacking is like gay s**......

you enter a b**... hoping there are no logs.

TicketMaster was just fined $10 million for hacking into a competitor

At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.

Computer Hacking Investigator Job Interview

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator"
The boss asked him:
So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.

The main lumberjack at my company does some minor computer hacking in his spare time...

...he's our key logger.

Eight Iron

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.
After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!
Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"
"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.
"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "This shot in impossible an eight iron!"

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in bangladesh?

machetes

Security question: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?

My first grade teacher hacking my bank account: I'm in

If you want to be a computer science major, all you have do is get sick.

Before long you'll be coughing and hacking.

I just got caught hacking into m**... Jagger's Windows account...

He told me, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

Oscars experience mistake awarding Best Picture to Moonlight...

Hollywood blames Russian hacking

Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?

Because of their skills in hacking

what do you call the most famous canadian hacking group?

anonymoose.

What do you call a Liberal dilemma?

Snowden hacking Hillary's files.

Did you hear about the Bangladeshi computer scientist?

Apparently, he is really good at hacking!

The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion...

who cares if Putin voted for him.

How do you spot someone trying hacking into your computer?

They are wielding an axe.

I think my opponet is hacking

Im in an archery league and my opponent hit 2 bullseyes i think they have aimbot
(P.s please don't be to harsh)

Know how to keep the FBI from hacking your accounts?

I was visiting my strict grandparents when they caught me hacking on a beautiful summer day, so they wanted me out of the house...

They really didn't like the mess I made of Miss Day.

CNN is like a 12 y.o. kid playing Call of Duty.

They blame it on hacking because they didn't win.

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine.

He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!
Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"
"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.
"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"

What type of cough does a computer nerd get?

Hacking

Hacking joke, What type of cough does a computer nerd get?