Hack Jokes
103 hack jokes and hilarious hack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a few laughs? Check out this hilarious collection of Hack Jokes that are sure to give you a chuckle. Whether you're a fan of life hacks, Optus hacks, Facebook hacks or Yahoo hacks, or just looking for some winrar and password jokes, you'll be smiling in no time.
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Funniest Hack Short Jokes
Short hack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hack humour may include short hash jokes also.
- My bank account was hacked!!! The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.
- Two days ago, I named my wifi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
- I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack. Divorce
- My account may have been hacked.. If y'all get an email from me about canned meat-- PLEASE don't open it
It's spam - I'm really worried about the Facebook hack. The thought of random strangers having access to my personal details creeps me out.
- Life Hack: give your next kid a normal name Me: are you still mad your mom and I named you Life Hack?
- Our ATMs cannot be hacked due to 2 high security protocols... 1. No cash.
2. Out of service. - Life hack If you sleep till noon you only have to pay for two meals instead of three.
- An interesting hack How did the hacker escape the police?
He ransomwhere - Account hacked My account was hacked the other day. The poster was so polite that he sent me a message to ask me if he could post through my account.
Thank God for the Canadians..
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Hack One Liners
Which hack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hack? I can suggest the ones about hammer and hare.
- I think I've been hacked by Russia.
- Here's a great life hack! When you're cold stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees!
- My account got hacked. If you get a DM about meat from me, don't click on it. It's spam
- Why was Santa hacked? Because he accepts all the cookies.
- My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename my cat
- To the guy who hacked into my email You've given me a new Outlook
- Machetes are extremely tech savvy They can hack anything.
- I came home to find an axe buried in my pc I think it has been hacked
- What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose
- To the person who hacked my gmail account What's my password?
- Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt.
- I think someone from Russia is trying to hack my account.
- Help, someone in Russia is trying to hack my phone
- Why are Russians so good at hacking? Because so many of them come from Cyberia
- Today I awoke with a song in my heart. Someone had hacked my pacemaker.
Life Hack Jokes
Here is a list of funny life hack jokes and even better life hack puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the best life hack? An axe
- So you guys know that one part in Matrix Reloaded when Neo revives Trinity? That was a pretty handy life hack
- Life Hack If you're ever hungry in trig class, chew on the corner of your paper. It's equivelant to half a pi.
- Amazing life hack "How would you describe the woman who attacked you?"
\*Describes mother\*
\*Gets a copy of picture\*
\*Gives it to mum as late birthday present\* - when life hacks dont work then they are patched
- What's the best life-hack for weight loss? Cancer.
- Can I major in Life Hacks? Why not, I've already got two degrees that could be less useful.
- Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving
Facebook Hack Jokes
Here is a list of funny facebook hack jokes and even better facebook hack puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Sorry someone hacked my Facebook" The best comeback when coming out fails.
- To the person who hacked my Facebook account. It's totally fine if you can get my total number of friends up to 10.
- Sir, your account has been hacked! A: Facebook?!
B: No, your bank account!
A: Oh! Thank God! - If you get a Facebook Friend request from the Saudi Embassy, Do not accept it! You will get hacked.
- If you get a Facebook message from the p-values in a recently published scientific paper, ignore it They've been hacked.
- I hate having to delete all this junk postings on my facebook when I get hacked. I have to figure out a way to stop being hacked by Al Cohol.
- Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Hack Wifi Jokes
Here is a list of funny hack wifi jokes and even better hack wifi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Never let Lizzie Borden onto your Wi-Fi network... You will get hacked.
Hilarious Fun Hack Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about hack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hack pranks.
What did the hacker do on his day off?
He went Phishing
Password reset
A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"
"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."
"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"
"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."
"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"
"No, you must get a new one."
"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."
"Sorry, you must get a new one."
"OK, roses."
"Sorry you must use more letters."
"OK, pretty roses"
"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."
"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
"OK, 1prettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use additional characters."
"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."
"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"
What do hackers do when they go on vacation?
They go phishing
A man goes ice fishing...
He takes out his ice pick and begins to hack away. Suddenly, he hears a booming voice from above say, "There are no fish there."
He moves to a new spot and begins again. Again comes the voice, There are no fish there either."
He tries a third spot, and again the voice informs him, "Not there either."
Frightened, the man calls out, "Is that you, God?"
"No," the voice booms, "I'm the rink manager."
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Hacker Group Anonymous Threatens to Release Iggy Azalea s**... Tape
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Hacking is like gay s**......
you enter a b**... hoping there are no logs.
What hack did the feminist use in CSGO?
Triggerbot
How did the hacker kill himself?
Overddos.
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Life hack for driving
Always get your driver's license picture taken when your s**.... That way, the police will think you always look that way.
Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't use a computer.
Why did the computer science student drop out?
He just couldn't hack it.
I've hacked my phone so it can control my TV's subwoofer.
I've hacked my phone so it can control my TV's subwoofer.
I like to root for the underdog.
If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe...
Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?
What did the hacker do when the police came for him?
He ransomware.
You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad...
at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account.
Why couldn't the hacker leave his house in the winter?
Because he was Edward Snowed-in.
What did the Hacker say to his girlfriend?
"I'm in."
I hacked Russia's servers last night and got caught...
I was Putin jail.
What did the hacker say at the congressional hearing?
"I will answer any related queries to disassembly"
I tried to learn how to code
but I just couldn't hack it..
A hacker locked a bank's financial information down and demanded payment to decrypt them.
Police tried to catch him but he ransomeware.
IP Man under attack
They tried to hack IP.
But he blocks any hack, even when its IPv4, IPv6 and even IPv10.
A group of gamers try to walk into a bar
*use wall hack*
My Russian friend recently got fired from his government job...
...apparently they said he couldn't hack it.
Why couldn't the hacker cross the sea ?
The port was closed.
Hackers Begone
My mum was checking her emails and told me her password was "supermanbatmanrobingoofytomjerryLondon"
Apparently it had to have six characters and one capital.
I think I got hacked by Russia...
Mother Russia do no such thing.
Mother Russia is great.
I love Mother Russia.
A lot of people think Sigmund Frued is a hack.
And yes, some of his theories were proven wrong but the work he did made the field of psychology so famous he should never be forgotten. They just go hand in hand, you cant have one without the mother,
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What do programmers do when something is stuck in their t**...?
They hack.
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Hacking is like s**...
You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.
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In Hacky Sack, who wins?
No One, they're all losers
I lost my job at the NSA...
I just couldn't hack it.
I found upvote hack
Give me 10 upvotes and I will reveal how to do
(Video games) Everyone calls me hacker ...
... so i started to hack.
How are hackers, flies, and little siblings similar?
They always are bugging you.
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Life hack
If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child a**... to a whopper jr.
Little kids are always trying to get free Robux.
But they aren't true gamers.
True gamers know about the Inspect Element hack that gets you 99999999 Robux.
Why did he lumberjack quit his job chopping wood?
Because he couldn't hack it
I hacked the recipe computers
at the Campbell's Soup Company. Do you want me to post them in their entirety,
Or just the condensed version.
What does a hacker say when he loses his virginity?
I'm in
I came in #1 at a hackathon.
Guess second place ain't too bad.
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What do hackers from movies and guys with small d**... have in common?
They both have to say 'I'm in'.
A hacker saw my financials
He set up a go fund me
Hackers cracked Jack Ma's password
It was open sesame
Some people say Gene is good
Others say he is a Hack, man!
Why do hackers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Hack for when you don't what to go to the doctor
She: I have a doctor's appointment today but I really don't want to go ….
He: Just call in sick then.
Hackers took over our system and won't give us back access to our files until we tell them how good looking they are.
It's a handsomeware attack.
Hacker: I have all your passwords
Me who forgot them all: Thank God
How does one hacker flirt with the other
"I'll show you yours if you show me mine"
Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.
I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.
I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".
Hacker Jesus
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to phish and he'll steal your bank password - Hacker Jesus
So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot.
I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
A hacker once told me my full name and IP address
Jokes on him, I already knew both of those things
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Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
