Habitually Jokes
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Even years after completing rehab for habitual lying It's impossible to relax.
I find it hard to lie still.
Why don't cabbys make good sales people?
They are habituated to driving the customers away.
An orchestra is tuning up for a challenging concerto; all but the first chair oboist.
She is not preparing for her performance. As the draw of the curtains approached, the conductor could no longer abide her inaction. He gritted, "why are you not preparing? Why haven't you habituated your instrument?" She retorted, "I don't believe in oboe warming."
What did the habitual liar say to Justin Bieber?
I like your music.
Scientists have recently discovered that 3 out of 5 habitual m**... users developed over productive saliva glands.
When asked if anything can be done, one leading scientist advised, "Yes, you can either spit, or get off the p**...".
The devil is surprised one day to find a habitual liar, a pervert, an idiot and a man in a wheelchair entering h**....
Still, he keeps his professional demeanor and extends a warm welcome saying, "Greetings, Representative Cawthorn. You're just in time, the daily GOP c**... o**... is just beginning."
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