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Students are smart
Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?
Student: No
Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?
Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.
In a chemistry class, the teacher asks a girl
- Mary, what is H2SO4?
- Oh god, this is so easy, why can't I remember, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Quickly, Johnny says:
- Then spit it out, that's sulfuric acid!
Johnny
Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Billy
Billy was a chemist's son/
But now he is no more/
'Cos what he thought was H20/
Was H2So4.
John thought himself a chemist, but his eyes will see no more
for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
A limerick that I heard years ago
Poor Johnny used to drink
But alas, he drinks no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
Terrible Chemistry Joke
Timmy was a Chemist
But now he is no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
Little Timmy liked to experiment...
but little Timmy is no more, because what he thought was H^(2)O was H^(2)SO^(4).
Chemist joke..
Little timmy took a drink but he will drink no more because what he thought was H2O was H2SO4..
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