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Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food?

She's holding out for a gyro.

I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap...

... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

Gyroscopes?

Why not falafel-scopes?

I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece...

...and couldn't get a single gyro.

I have a drip on my shoe from when I was eating a gyro in Europe.

I'm calling it a Greece stain.

The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch...

It wasn't the gyro I deserved, but the gyro I kneaded...

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

How do I introduce my friend Harold, the Mediterranean meat magician?

Gyro wizard, Harry!

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