The Best 12 Gyro Jokes

Following is our collection of Gyro jokes which are very funny. There are some gyro burgers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gyro yaw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gyro Jokes and Puns

I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap...

... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

Gyro joke, So I was making this image...

Gyroscopes?

Why not falafel-scopes?

I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece...

...and couldn't get a single gyro.


I have a drip on my shoe from when I was eating a gyro in Europe.

I'm calling it a Greece stain.

The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch...

It wasn't the gyro I deserved, but the gyro I kneaded...

Gyro joke, The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch...

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

How do I introduce my friend Harold, the Mediterranean meat magician?

Gyro wizard, Harry!

I had to perform surgery on a lamb's brain yesterday.

Just call me a gyro surgeon.

What does an injured gyro say?

"I falafel."

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I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan.

I'll call it Ground Gyro.

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