Gypsy Jokes
51 gypsy jokes and hilarious gypsy puns to laugh out loud. Read ethnic jokes about gypsy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious gypsy jokes! Whether you're looking to make your friends laugh or just want a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to do the trick.
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Funniest Gypsy Short Jokes
Short gypsy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gypsy humour may include short bohemian jokes also.
- Why should you never bully a fifth grader gypsy? Because his father is in the eleventh grade.
- What's the best part being with a gypsy on her period? When youre done you get your palm read
- You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike.
- Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home
- The cop chases little gypsy boy and he shouts: stop! stop!
and the little boy says: you stop, nobody chases you! - A gypsy is doing his driving test. The instructor asks him: What road sign is that?
The gypsy replies: Aluminium - A gypsy sold me a bulb that is said to cheer me and my flatmates up I have to say, it just emits delight
- My friend says he's got a psychic duck He's got it all dressed up like a gypsy in a little circus tent in his house.
What are you on? I said to him.
Quack said the duck. - What does a gypsy lose when he brushes his teeth? 5kg/11lb of plaque.
- I went to a Gypsy... Her reading was tarot-ble...
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Gypsy One Liners
Which gypsy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gypsy? I can suggest the ones about hobo and ghetto.
- What happens when you finger a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red.
- gypsy omelette recipe... First steal some eggs
- What do you get when you finger a Gypsy on the rag? Your palm red for free.
- What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back
- Where does a gypsy keep his money? In your wallet
- What do you get if you finger a Gypsy on her period? You get your palms red for free!
- Best part about finger blasting a gypsie? Get your palms red for free.
- A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer.
- How do you make a gypsy take a bath? Leave it on the front garden.
- What do you call a Gypsy in a white tracksuit? The bride
- How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so.
- What's the worst thing that can happen to a gypsy? Allergy to copper.
- Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom.
- Why shouldn't you run over a gypsy on a bike? Because that could be your bike
- A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower.
Good Gypsy Jokes
Here is a list of funny good gypsy jokes and even better good gypsy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So, I see they have a gypsy in the new Big Brother house. Good luck trying to evict that!
Unearthly Funniest Gypsy Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about gypsy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nomad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gypsy pranks.
What's the best thing about f**... a gypsy on her period?
You get your palm red for free.
A girl goes to the doctor ..
A girl goes to a doctor to ask about green spots on the inside of her thighs.
The doctor examines them and then asks "Is your boyfriend a gypsy"
Amazed, the girl says "Yes, Why?"
The doctor says "Well, tell him his earrings are not gold"
Green Spots
Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ' Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? '
Rebecca says 'Yes, how did you know?'
So the doctor said 'Tell him his earrings are not gold'
Ever heard of an Irish bath?
An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.
A man wants to know about his future
He heads over to the most renown Gypsy card reader in the country.
"Please, what does my future hold for me?"
"Mmmmmmmm the cards tell me your ex-wife will be involved in a terrible accident!" Yelled the Gypsy.
The man rolls his eyes and says:
"....Yes, yes I know, but is there gonna be any evidence against me?!?"
A gypsy man was fishing one day when
he caught a beautiful golden trout. This happened to be a magic trout, and it said to the gypsy
"Oh kind fisherman, if you would throw me back I will grant you three wishes!"
So the gypsy didn't think very long, and threw the fish back. Then he said
"For my first wish, I want to be White. For my second wish, I want to be 8 inches long... if you know what I mean. And for my third wish, make is so that all the women in the world will want me!"
So the fish said "Your wishes are granted!"
and turned him into a m**... Pad.
A Woman Goes To Her Doctor
Doctor I have a green spots on each of my thighs. The doctor looks and states I never seen anything like that, I will esquire, come back next and I will know more. Next week she comes back and the doctor I have an idea, what is your husband's ethic group? He is a a gypsy. Doctor It's OK you have nothing to worry about... By the way tell your husband that is ear rings are not real gold.
What's the definition of a gypsy v**...?
A 6 year old girl that can run faster than her dad.
What's the best thing about f**... a Gypsy?
..Getting your palms red at the same time
Here is an ancient gypsy blessing meant to give good fortune.
You must chant the words about a dozen times, slowly at first and then more and more quickly as you go on.
Eye sow hand lie can itty oat toot hay.
What's the benefits of f**... a gypsy on her period
Yew get your palm read for free.
What do you call an arctic gypsy?
A Snomad!
What is the name of the honest gypsy?
idk
