The Best 9 Gynocologist Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gynocologist jokes. There are some gynocologist misogynistic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gynocologist misogynist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gynocologist Jokes and Puns

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?

They can smell it but they cant eat it!

My kinda Dr.

a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...

What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist?

One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush.

Redneck Birth control

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist.

They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?

The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".

"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.

"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".

What does an gynocologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common?

They can both smell it but can't taste it.


Years ago, I decided I wanted to become a gynocologist.

Unfortunately, I could not find an opening.

I used to have a girlfriend . . .

. . . who came to meet my parents.

She told me, "I feel like your Dad was staring a lot at my mouth."

I said, "Yeah, he's a dentist. You should thank God he's not a gynocologist."

What does a P.I. and a gynocologist have in common?

They are both private investigators.

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gynocologist masculine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gynocologist numb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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