Gynaecologist Jokes
39 gynaecologist jokes and hilarious gynaecologist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gynaecologist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Gynaecologist Short Jokes
Short gynaecologist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gynaecologist humour may include short gynecologist jokes also.
- My girlfriend's gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday. I really don't know what else he wants to see.
- I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist.
- I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes.
- In the Australian Outback, they're called 'bush doctors'. But I'm pretty sure everyone else just calls them gynaecologists.
- You know that feeling when you want to eat something that's right in front of you, but you can't? Yea, that's why I quit being a gynaecologist
- A new gynaecologist just opened near my area but, people are saying he is deaf... I guess he is a really good lip reader...
- If you want to be a doctor in the future, try and become a gynaecologist, I heard there are lots of openings
- Did you hear about the gynaecologist who got into interior decorating? He could wallpaper a whole house through the keyhole.
- What's do gynaecologists and deaf people have in common? They're pretty good at reading lips.
- Which doctors are the most optimistic? Gynaecologists. They're the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Gynaecologist One Liners
Which gynaecologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gynaecologist? I can suggest the ones about obstetrician and female doctor.
- Ever heard of the blind gynaecologists? Rumor has it he could read lips.
- I got fired from my job as a gynaecologist... I'd rather not get into it.
- Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap.
- I think my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist After all, he's got access
- What do you call a gynaecologist for man? ERECTrition.
- What did the gynaecologist knight say to the queen? I am at your c**....
- What did the gynaecologist say when he first met his patient? I'm at your c**...
Entertaining Gynaecologist Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about gynaecologist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean urologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gynaecologist pranks.
Cardiologist
A heart surgeon had died and at his funural the coffin was placed above a heart made of flowers. After everyone had said goodbye the coffin was lowered into the heart, during which someone began laughing really loud. 'What is wrong with you?' the person sitting next to the laughing man asked. 'I just thought of my own funural' he replied. 'What's so funny about that?' Still chuckling the man answered: 'Well, you see, I'm a gynaecologist'.
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Wife: My gynaecologist told me that I cannot have s**... for a month
Husband: That's all fine, did your dentist say anything
My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.
God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...
A woman visits the gynaecologist for the first time...
Her legs are up in the stirrups and she looks very uncomfortable. The doctor says, "You look nervous. Would you like me to numb you down there before the exam?"
She looks relieved and says "Yes, please."
So, the doctor puts his head between her legs and goes num, num, num.
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The heart shaped wreath at the f**... of a a cardiologist
makes one wonder for the f**... of a gynaecologist.
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A nun goes to the gynaecologist
"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my p**.... Is it the devil's doing?"
"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"
My friend is a gynaecologist.
Hope it is'nt a repost.
My friend is a gynaecologist.
So he had a patient who came for a pelvic examination.
Since he was a male doctor he didn't want it to be awkward so he tried
talking to the patient,
he looked around and saw her sandals and on it, it
was written "made in Mexico".
So he asked her if she had recently been to mexico.
The patient blushed and asked him if he could tell all that, just from a
pelvic examination.
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A woman goes to a doctor for a v**... examination
After the examination, the doctor says that everything looks good.
Well, says the woman, That is great because I'm getting married for the fourth time tomorrow!
Oh... the doctor says. But the research shows that you are a v**... ...
Yes, that's right, the woman answers, but my first husband was a gynaecologist and he only looked at it.
After that I married a psychologist and he only wanted to talk about it.
And my third husband was a contractor. He just kept saying we would start next week.
But tomorrow I'll marry a lawyer so I'm sure I will get s**... properly!
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Fourth husband
A wife was lying in her bed with her fourth husband, they were just married and very much in love. Says the wife, "please be gentle, I am still a v**...." So the husband asks, "how can you be a v**... if you've been married three times?".
Says the wife:
My first husband was a psychiatrist: when it came to my cooch, all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynaecologist: when it came to my cooch, all he wanted to do was look at it.
My third husband was a stamp collector. *sigh* I miss that man.
Late For The Gyno
A mother of 3 had an appointment one day at the gynaecologist. She was very late and had to rush to get her kids to school and her youngest was annoyed at not being able to remember where she had left her art project. She rushed the kids to school regardless and then realised when she got home she had no time to take a full shower and freshen up so instead she just used a facecloth very quickly.
She made it to her appointment on time and got undressed, put on the gown and lay up on the bench. The doctor entered the room and took up position at the bottom of the bench.
"Wow, we went all out today, didn't we?" he winked up at the woman. She wasn't sure what he was talking about but thanked him anyway and after the appointment she went on her way to collect her kids from school. As the youngest got into the car she asked "Mommy did you find my glitter project yet? I remember I left it in a facecloth somewhere..."
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So on their honeymoon,
the couple are about to make love when the bride says "Please be gentle, I'm a v**...".
Her newly wed husband looks stunned and says, "But, darling- before me, you've had three husbands... how could you have gone all this time without-"
"Well" sighed the woman, "my first husband was a gynaecologist, and he only wanted to look at it. My second was a psychologist, but he only wanted to TALK about it, and finally, my third husband was a professional stamp collector and he...
oh, I...
miss him, so much..."
Did you hear about the gingerbread man gynaecologist?
The only tool it used was a flapjack.
Career Change
A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skill-ful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more.
"Can you give me some more details on this job?" he asks the clerk.
The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the women ready for the gynaecological consult. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the examination. There's an annual salary of $75,000, but you're going to have to go to Perth - other side of the country."
The man says "Oh is that where the job is?"
The clerk says "No sir. That's where the end of the line is right now."
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer said. "This is a special day for me, I am celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman.
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" said the man.
"I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different ****," he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"
