Gynaecologist Jokes
46 gynaecologist jokes and hilarious gynaecologist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gynaecologist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Gynaecologist Short Jokes
Short gynaecologist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gynaecologist humour may include short gynecologist jokes also.
- My girlfriend's gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday. I really don't know what else he wants to see.
- I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist.
- Do you ever feel like eating something because it's there? Today I got fired from my job as a gynaecologist.
- Do you ever have the urge to eat something right in front of you? Anyways, that's how I lost my job as a gynaecologist...
- What do a pizza delivery guy and gynaecologist both have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them get to taste it
- I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes.
- What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? They both get to smell it but don't get to eat it...
- What is common between a gynaecologist and a food delivery person? They both can smell it but can't taste it.
- In the Australian Outback, they're called 'bush doctors'. But I'm pretty sure everyone else just calls them gynaecologists.
- You know that feeling when you want to eat something that's right in front of you, but you can't? Yea, that's why I quit being a gynaecologist
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Gynaecologist One Liners
Which gynaecologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gynaecologist? I can suggest the ones about obstetrician and female doctor.
- What does a nearsighted gynaecologist have in common with a puppy? A wet nose
- What does a myopic gynaecologist have in common with a puppy? A wet nose.
- What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose..
- What does a deaf Gynaecologist do? Lip reading
- How do you know when a gynaecologist is nearsighted? They've got a wet nose
- Ever heard of the blind gynaecologists? Rumor has it he could read lips.
- I got fired from my job as a gynaecologist... I'd rather not get into it.
- Gynaecologist aka female private investigator
- Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap.
- I think my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist After all, he's got access
- What do you call a gynaecologist for man? ERECTrition.
- What did the gynaecologist knight say to the queen? I am at your c**....
- What did the gynaecologist say when he first met his patient? I'm at your c**...
Entertaining Gynaecologist Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about gynaecologist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean urologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gynaecologist pranks.
Little old lady goes to a dentist...
A little old lady goes to the dentist.
She walks in to the dentists office, sits down, drops her p**..., and lifts her legs.
Rather flustered the Dentist says, "I'm sorry madam, I'm not a gynaecologist!"
She says, "I know you're not, I just need my husband's teeth back!"
Cardiologist
A heart surgeon had died and at his funural the coffin was placed above a heart made of flowers. After everyone had said goodbye the coffin was lowered into the heart, during which someone began laughing really loud. 'What is wrong with you?' the person sitting next to the laughing man asked. 'I just thought of my own funural' he replied. 'What's so funny about that?' Still chuckling the man answered: 'Well, you see, I'm a gynaecologist'.
Wife: My gynaecologist told me that I cannot have s**... for a month
Husband: That's all fine, did your dentist say anything
What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it!
(Joke from sikipedia)
My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.
God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...
An old lady goes to the dentist,
She then begins taking off all her clothes and spreading her legs. The dentist says woahhhh I'm a dentist not a doctor, or a gynaecologist.! the woman replies yeah I know, I need my husbands teeth back.
Gynaecologists are the most negative people you can find
Because they look for faults where others look for pleasure
A woman visits the gynaecologist for the first time...
Her legs are up in the stirrups and she looks very uncomfortable. The doctor says, "You look nervous. Would you like me to numb you down there before the exam?"
She looks relieved and says "Yes, please."
So, the doctor puts his head between her legs and goes num, num, num.
A new gynaecologist just opened near my area but, people are saying he is deaf...
I guess he is a really good lip reader...
If you want to be a doctor in the future, try and become a gynaecologist,
I heard there are lots of openings
The heart shaped wreath at the f**... of a a cardiologist
makes one wonder for the f**... of a gynaecologist.
A nun goes to the gynaecologist
"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my p**.... Is it the devil's doing?"
"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"
My friend is a gynaecologist.
Hope it is'nt a repost.
My friend is a gynaecologist.
So he had a patient who came for a pelvic examination.
Since he was a male doctor he didn't want it to be awkward so he tried
talking to the patient,
he looked around and saw her sandals and on it, it
was written "made in Mexico".
So he asked her if she had recently been to mexico.
The patient blushed and asked him if he could tell all that, just from a
pelvic examination.
Did you hear about the gynaecologist who got into interior decorating?
He could wallpaper a whole house through the keyhole.