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30 gymnastics jokes and hilarious gymnastics puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about gymnastics that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Gymnastics Short Jokes

Short gymnastics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gymnastics humour may include short ballet jokes also.

  1. Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.
  2. I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
  3. What is the most tragic olympics story ? A gymnast walks into a bar.
    P.s. Pls dont kill me
  4. So a gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and loses his chances at the gold.
  5. Watching gymnastics *gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*
    Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser
  6. Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted felon? He was always known for some assaults
  7. I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...
  8. A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal.
  9. I decided that I wanted to join a Gymnastics club… …I had to bend over backwards just to get in
  10. My creditors are cheering me on in my gymnastics classes They called to talk about my outstanding balance

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Gymnastics One Liners

Which gymnastics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gymnastics? I can suggest the ones about yoga and juggling.

  1. A gymnast walks into a bar... She is then deducted five points.
  2. What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ? A flippin' idiot.
  3. An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.
  4. A gymnast walks into a bar, And is immediately deducted 10 points
  5. What does a cannibal call a gymnast? A well balanced breakfast.
  6. a man walks into a bar he's a terrible gymnast
  7. Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance.
  8. A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed.
  9. Where do Olympic Gymnasts Go to Drink? Uneven bars.
  10. I'm dating a gymnast. She's head over heels.
  11. Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast? Because he had outstanding balance
  12. My daughter works at a gymnastic studio that is so accommodating They bend over backwards
  13. Why did the gymnast become a body builder? To increase flex-ability
  14. Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding.
  15. In honor of the upcoming Olympics: What is a gymnast's favorite spice? Somersalts

Gymnastics joke, In honor of the upcoming Olympics: What is a gymnast's favorite spice?

Cheeky Gymnastics Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about gymnastics you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martial arts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gymnastics pranks.

China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that d**... Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16

And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts

They use their flexibility in other ways, too! It's the only country where there are regularly suicides with bullets to the *back* of the head.

Gymnastics joke, Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts

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