The Best 18 Gymnastics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gymnastics jokes. There are some gymnastics score jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gymnastics olympic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gymnastics Jokes and Puns

China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16

And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance

I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.

Watching gymnastics

*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*

Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser

Gymnastics joke, Watching gymnastics

I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today...

Ever since then the bar was lowered

I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day.

Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.


Women can do anything men can do.

But often times it's just a little uneven.*

*yes this a gymnastics/ parallel bars joke. Too niche?

[Politics] Is mental gymnastics an Olympic Sport?

If it is, Sean Spicer could take home the gold, silver and bronze for the US.

Gymnastics joke, [Politics] Is mental gymnastics an Olympic Sport?

It's impossible to beat God in gymnastics.

He always wins the all-around.

Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed.

Must be flexible.

I tried to join a gymnastics class, once.

I had to bend over backwards just to get in.

Thank you to the dad I overheard telling his daughter this on public transport... a genuine dad joke.

What's the hardest event in women's gymnastics?

The doctor's appointments

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What's a politician's favorite sport?

Mental gymnastics.

Gymnastics instructor required!

Flexible hours

Before I signed up for gymnastics practice, they asked me how flexible I was

I said I can't make Tuesdays

A professor helped me get the school to accept gymnastics as an elective

She bent over backwards to make it happen

It takes a lot of mental gymnastics

To consider chess as a sport

Gymnastics joke, It takes a lot of mental gymnastics

The teller at my bank told me that I have an outstanding balance

I said "thanks, I did gymnastics as a kid"

Why is the Japanese gymnastics training center so uncomfortable?

There's always a little nip in the air.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gymnastics athlete jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gymnastics competitions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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