The Best 35 Gymnast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gymnast jokes. There are some gymnast deduction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gymnast weightlifter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Gymnast Jokes and Puns

A gymnast walks into a bar...

She is then deducted five points.

Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics?

She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.

What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ?

A flippin' idiot.

An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.

A gymnast walks into a bar,

And is immediately deducted 10 points

What does a cannibal call a gymnast?

A well balanced breakfast.

What is the most tragic olympics story ?

A gymnast walks into a bar.

P.s. Pls dont kill me

Gymnast joke, What is the most tragic olympics story ?

So a gymnast walks into a bar.

He gets a two point deduction and loses his chances at the gold.

Watching gymnastics

*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*

Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser

Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted felon?

He was always known for some assaults

I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD

I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...

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A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar

his family is summarily executed.

A gymnast walks into a bar.

He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal.

I'm dating a gymnast.

She's head over heels.

Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast?

Because he had outstanding balance

Why did the gymnast become a body builder?

To increase flex-ability

Gymnast joke, Why did the gymnast become a body builder?

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

What do you call a generous gymnast?

A flipanthropist.

What do a Credit Card and a Gymnast have in common?

Outstanding Balance!

Did you hear about the angry gymnast?

She just flipped.

A french gymnast is getting ready to perform...

His coach walks up and says, "Break a leg!"

An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar.

He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.

Did you hear about the bill collector who became a gymnast?

She had outstanding balance.

What do you call a high gymnast?

Tumbleweed.

Gymnast joke, What do you call a high gymnast?

How come it's so hard to become a gymnast?

Because they set the bar so high.

-also don't know if this is a repost, but I just thought of it.

I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast.

They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance.

Why didn't the gymnast do so well in the beauty contest?

she was Nastia Liukin than the other contestants.

I met a Christian gymnast once

She was deus vulting everywhere

Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed.

Must be flexible.

Gymnastics instructor required!

Flexible hours

How did the two gymnasts avoid swapping spit on 4/20?

They were double jointed.

When I was a gymnast, I walked into a bar. Then.....

......I said "Ow!!!" Next thing you know, my forehead was bruised. Were you thinking about another kind of bar?

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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