Gymnast Jokes

Funniest Gymnast Short Jokes

Short gymnast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gymnast humour may include short gym teacher jokes also.

1. Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.
2. I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
3. What is the most tragic olympics story ? A gymnast walks into a bar.
   P.s. Pls dont kill me
4. So a gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and loses his chances at the gold.
5. Watching gymnastics *gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*
   Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser
6. Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted felon? He was always known for some assaults
7. I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...
8. A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal.
9. I decided that I wanted to join a Gymnastics club… …I had to bend over backwards just to get in
10. My creditors are cheering me on in my gymnastics classes They called to talk about my outstanding balance

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Gymnast One Liners

Which gymnast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gymnast? I can suggest the ones about cheerleader and ballerina.

1. A gymnast walks into a bar... She is then deducted five points.
2. What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ? A flippin' idiot.
3. An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.
4. A gymnast walks into a bar, And is immediately deducted 10 points
5. What does a cannibal call a gymnast? A well balanced breakfast.
6. a man walks into a bar he's a terrible gymnast
7. Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance.
8. A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed.
9. Where do Olympic Gymnasts Go to Drink? Uneven bars.
10. I'm dating a gymnast. She's head over heels.
11. Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast? Because he had outstanding balance
12. My daughter works at a gymnastic studio that is so accommodating They bend over backwards
13. Why did the gymnast become a body builder? To increase flex-ability
14. Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding.
15. In honor of the upcoming Olympics: What is a gymnast's favorite spice? Somersalts

Comical Gymnast Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about gymnast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swimmer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gymnast pranks.