Gym Teacher Jokes
19 gym teacher jokes and hilarious gym teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gym teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of gym teacher jokes. From funny one-liners to hilarious stories, we've got you covered.
Funniest Gym Teacher Short Jokes
Short gym teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gym teacher humour may include short school teacher jokes also.
- I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?'
I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.' - A young boy goes to his father and says "Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay". His father says "Why do think that?"
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me." - I said to my gym teacher How often would I have to come in here to learn to do the splits. He said it depends how flexible are you? I said well I can't do mondays.
- My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it! It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.
- If a "cougar" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher
- Kid 1: My gym teacher swam half way across the English channel but had to turn back Kid 2: Why only half way?
Kid 1: Well he was became tired. - The gym teacher gets a handgun, the janitor gets a shot gun, and the principal gets an u**.... What do they arm the lunch lady with? A salt rifle
- I asked my gym teacher if it was normal to get an e**... in the shower, and he said it was. So then I asked him to at least stop rubbing it on my back.
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Gym Teacher One Liners
Which gym teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gym teacher? I can suggest the ones about yoga instructor and high school teacher.
- Just got a repressed memory foam mattress, it holds me just like my gym teacher did
- In eight grade my gym teacher gave me a D. That's how I got an A.
- What did the priest do to the possessed gym teacher? He exorcised.
- The last words of my gym teacher: "All spears to me!"
Comical Gym Teacher Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about gym teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean classroom teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gym teacher pranks.
Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up
Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That's right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....
Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?
Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.
Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.
Four teachers are talking in the staffroom
The English teacher said: "I had a particularly dim pupil today ask me what came after 'F', I made sure be kind when I told him it was 'G'"
The music teacher replied with "I think I taught the same boy, he must've been confused when I told him that naturally F sharp came after F."
The computer science teacher chimed in with "Interestingly I told him that 1 came after F since we're learning hex at the moment"
The PE teacher after quietly listening in sheepishly admits "I told him it's okay, you can always train to teach gym".
Twice
A sweet young school teacher who had always been virtuous was invited to go for a ride in the country with the gym instructor, whom she admired.
Under a tree, on the bank of a quiet lake, she struggled with her conscience and with the gym instructor and finally gave in to the latter.
Sobbing uncontrollably, she asked her seducer, "How can I ever face my students again, knowing I have sinned twice?"
"Twice?" asked the young man, confused.
"Why, yes," said the sweet teacher, wiping a tear from her eye, "You're not too tired? Are you???