I hope she gets the message that we're not working out.
She said "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019.
She said "fuck you". So i'm pretty excited about 2017.
She said «Fuck you». So im pretty excited for 2018
The Trainer replied, 'Outside the Gym, there is an ATM. Try that'
Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.
So far I've managed to lose £200.
Jehova's Fitness
Some relationships don't work out...
I'm calling it "Jehovah's Fitness"
That's 7 years in a row now
I guess we just weren't working out.
I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym, Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies? He smiles says Try the ATM in the lobby .
Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That's right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....
Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?
The only problem is I'm British...
It's really great how they notice my effort.
olutely wasted my gym membership.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
The other said, "What for?"
That's seven years in a row now.
leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds
I think I need to go personally to see what 's going on
I walk in and see a bunch of hot women working out. I walk up to the guy who is running the gym and ask him, " Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies over there?" He smiles at me and says, " Try the ATM Machine in the lobby."
"What?" I asked. "Hot and sweaty?"
"No," she replied. "Only a few members use it regularly."
For muscle mass.
I thought of this one in the shower this morning.
That's six years in a row now
She said "fuck you" so I'm pretty excited about 2018
I hope she gets the message that we're not working out.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine"
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
I still call it James
Apparently I just wasn't working out.
I have 102 °F fever.
I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week.
Husband asking the wife:
-Darling, do you want to come with me to the gym?
*-Are you saying I'm fat??*
-No, I was just thinking that we should maybe...
*-Are you saying I'm lazy??*
-No, no! Calm down, I didn't say that..
*-Why, you think I'm hysterical??*
-No, I wasn't saying that..
*-So you are calling me a liar now??*
-God no! You know what, I go alone then.
*-Wait a minute! Why do you want to go alone!?*
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