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Gym Bro Jokes

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Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder."

Gym bro #2: "No whey..."

A meathead is counting loudly in the gym as he does bench press...

1! 3! 5! 7! 9!
Another meathead:
Do you even lift bro
Meathead: Nah I only odd lift bro

I saw a dude ordering an Uber as he left the gym

so I asked him, "Do you even Lyft, bro?"

What did the gym bro tell his gf who was mad at him?

Babe I'm sorry I just want us to work out

Two Chameleons walk in a gym.

The first one says Spot me, bro
The second goes Who said that?

What did the gym guy say to his unfit bro with manboobs?

You can do a push up brah!

I went to the gym today and my friend asked me how I got there. I told him I used Uber.

He asked me if I even Lyft bro.

what does an informational packet say when asked for a spot at the gym?

Bro, sure.

Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids...

Bro, do you even grift?

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