Guys And Dolls Jokes
14 guys and dolls jokes and hilarious guys and dolls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guys and dolls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Guys And Dolls Short Jokes
Short guys and dolls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guys and dolls humour may include short dolls jokes also.
- t**... Good- I've just had a t**....
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll. - Did you hear about that guy who got killed in a rice field by a hitman with a porcelain doll? Police are saying it's the first known case of a knick-knack-p**...-wack.
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Guys And Dolls One Liners
Which guys and dolls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guys and dolls? I can suggest the ones about dolls house and barbie doll.
- What do you call a guy who gets turned on by Pinocchio dolls? A Gepettophile.
- Did you guys hear about the new taliban inflatable s**... dolls? They blow themselves up!!!!
Guys And Dolls Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about guys and dolls you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guys and dolls pranks.
Two elderly men
Got wasted drunk one evening and decided to go to a brothel.
The madam seeing how out of it both of them were decided to give them blow up dolls instead of real women.
The next day the two old men met up again and started sharing their experiences of the previous night.
The first one went.
"I think mine was dead. I moved her, shook her. No reaction whatsoever".
The other guy said.
"This is nothing. I'm convinced mine was a witch. In the heat of the moment as we were going at it I bit her a**.... She let out a massive f**.... Then flew out the window taking my dentures with her."
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
A Guy Walks Into A s**... Shop....
He asks for a blow up doll.
And the owner asks male or female?
He says male please.
The owner then asks white or black?
He says white please.
The owner finally asks American or Muslim?
The guy asks what's the difference??
The owner replies, the Muslim blows itself up.
Two drunk men visit a brothel
The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act ,on their way back ...
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would u say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her b**........She f**... in my face and flew out of the window.
Voodoo
So a guy calls his wife and asks, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
She says, "God, no."
And the guy says, "Um... how about now?"
Went to a s**... shop today
Said to the guy at the counter if they had any s**... dolls...
He replied "do you want a white one or Muslim one?"
I asked what the difference was as he replied "the Muslim one blows itself up!".
A guy walks into an adult toy store.
He walks up to the clerk and says, I'd like to buy a blow up doll." The clerk asks, "Male or female?" "Female." "Black or white" "White." "Christian or Muslim?" Curious, the guy says, "Muslim." "Regular or radicalized extremist?" The clerk asks. "What's the difference?" the guy says. "The radicalized extremist blows itself up."
I took my blow up doll back to the shop, and said
"I only had this blown up for half an hour and it went down on me!"
The guy was most unsympathetic and said that if he'd known that, he'd have charged me an extra $30.