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Two guys in a communal shower...
Guy1: You wanna play the r**... game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!
Two men and a woman flying on a plane...
Suddenly both engines stop, plane starts to go down. Guy#1 takes the only parachute and is going to jump out of the plane. But guy#2 says Hey, there's a lady for Christ's sake! Guy#1 looks at his wristwatch and says... Do you think we have time for this?
Guy1: Hey mate
Guy2: Nah, it's not my mating season yet
The Japanese question the names they come up with.
Guy1: "Why are Samurai without masters called Ronin any way?"
Guys2: "Because, without a Master to guide them and put them in place, they're all Ronin around."
2 friends met after a long time.
Guy1: how's life buddy?
Guy 2: vlzdgjtxhhvcdyi
Guy1: I don't understand.
Guy 2: yeah, neither do I.
2 Christians are lost in a desert, hungry and thirsty....
So they finally come across a mosque, and guy1 says "I'm going to tell the imam my name is Mohammed so he'll give me free food and drinks." Guy2 says "its not a good idea, I'm gonna tell him my real name." So they enter the mosque and find the imam, and they say their names. Imam says "nice to meet you guy2, please, help yourself to any food or water we have" then he turns to guy1 (Mohammed) and he says, "and you brother, hows Ramadan coming along?"
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Two homeless guys
Were walking along by the train tracks one day.
Guy#1 said "man, the other day I had the best day ever. I found $100 and I was drunk for a week straight."
Guy #2 said "nice man, that's awesome. The other day I had an great day too: I was walking along and I saw this beautiful n**... woman lying by the side of the road. So I brought her behind some bushes and made love to her for a week straight."
Guy #1 said "woah, man, that's awesome. Did you get head too?"
Guy #2 replied, "no, man, I couldn't find it."
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