Gutter Jokes
20 gutter jokes and hilarious gutter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gutter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
How low can you go? Gutter jokes, the jokes you won't hear in polite company, range from the ridiculous to the downright outrageous. From a bowling gutter ball to sewage and ditch humor, learn what makes gutter jokes so popular and why they shouldn’t be taken too seriously. Discover why these jokes are full of holes, but still make you laugh.
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Funniest Gutter Short Jokes
Short gutter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gutter humour may include short trough jokes also.
- If a mini quiz were called a quizzicle, what would a mini test be called? A quiz. Get your mind out of the gutter.
- What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.
- How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal.
Get your mind out of the gutter. - My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise. His career is in the gutter.
- Get your mind out of the gutter Friend: "Get your mind out of the gutter"
Me: "I can't"
Friend: "Why not?"
Me: "It's too far in"
Me again: "That's what she said" - I always knew that one day I'd end up face-down in the gutter. I just didn't expect everyone to keep on bowling..
- Three of the ugliest people in town were found beaten and lying in the gutter... Police don't have any leads yet, but they think it was a facially motivated crime
- Whenever I get on my roof to clean the gutters, I always slip and fall. Every shingle time.
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Gutter One Liners
Which gutter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gutter? I can suggest the ones about gill and fence.
- What did they call the dog that only barked in deep, gutteral borks? Subwoofer
- What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? My ex wife.
Entertaining Gutter Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about gutter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chimney jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gutter pranks.
are you sure I'm drunk?
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk."
The wasted man asked, "Officer, are you absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."
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This one only works if you're familiar with New Orleans
A man was walking down the street when he came upon a guy lying face down in the gutter. Not knowing if the guy was passed out or dead, he dials 911…
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Man: I've come upon a body lying in the gutter. He could be dead or passed out, I'm not sure
Operator: we'll send a patrol car, what's your location?
Man (looking up at the street sign): I'm on T Soup… No, I'm on T choopsol… No no, I'm on Toolsoulp…. No. d**.... Give me a few minutes. I'm gonna drag the body to Magazine and call you back!
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what's the difference between a crack head and a p**... head?
If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.
A social worker joke
A man was robbed, beaten badly, and left in the gutter along a lonely street. After being there for hours, two social workers walk by and notice the beaten man. They look him over, see his injuries, and one says to the other, the person who did this could really use our help
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Your mom is like a bowling ball.
She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.
Two sociologists came upon a man lying distraught in the gutter after being beaten and robbed ...
As they looked down upon the battered and bleeding body one of them remarked- we must find the people responsible for this terrible attack, they're obviously in desperate need of our help .
Libertarian Paradise...
People often criticize a libertarian paradise saying that the homeless people would just be left to die in the gutter. This is of course complete bull. The gutter would be private property and the homeless will need to find somewhere else to die.
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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.
What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.
A man takes his dog to a talent agent
A man and a dog meet with a talent agent.
Man: My dog here is able to talk.
Talent Agent: Ok I'm interested. Make him say something.
Man: Ok boy, what is on top of a house?
Dog: Roof!
Man: What is on the outside of trees?
Dog: Bark!
Man: Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog: Ruth!
Talent Agent: I've seen enough of this.
The talent agent throws them out of his office where the man and his dog land in the gutter. Then the dog turns to his master and says, "maybe I should've said DiMaggio."
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Why did Adele cross the road?
Because she's fat and she saw a half-eaten t**... in the gutter.
