The Best 19 Gutter Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gutter jokes. There are some gutter manhole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gutter drips puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gutter Jokes and Puns

are you sure I'm drunk?

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk."

The wasted man asked, "Officer, are you absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."

What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common?

You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.

How do the ladies get Batman to come?

Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Gutter joke, How do the ladies get Batman to come?

A social worker joke

A man was robbed, beaten badly, and left in the gutter along a lonely street. After being there for hours, two social workers walk by and notice the beaten man. They look him over, see his injuries, and one says to the other, the person who did this could really use our help

Your mom is like a bowling ball.

She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.


what's the difference between a crack head and a pot head?

If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.

My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

His career is in the gutter.

Gutter joke, My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

A completely drunk man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter

A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."

Libertarian Paradise...

People often criticize a libertarian paradise saying that the homeless people would just be left to die in the gutter. This is of course complete bull. The gutter would be private property and the homeless will need to find somewhere else to die.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.

What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.

Two sociologists came upon a man lying distraught in the gutter after being beaten and robbed ...

As they looked down upon the battered and bleeding body one of them remarked- we must find the people responsible for this terrible attack, they're obviously in desperate need of our help .

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common?

They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more.

Get your mind out of the gutter

Friend: "Get your mind out of the gutter"

Me: "I can't"

Friend: "Why not?"

Me: "It's too far in"

Me again: "That's what she said"

Sitting Indian Style

When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter.

I always knew that one day I'd end up face-down in the gutter.

I just didn't expect everyone to keep on bowling..

Gutter joke, I always knew that one day I'd end up face-down in the gutter.

Three of the ugliest people in town were found beaten and lying in the gutter...

Police don't have any leads yet, but they think it was a facially motivated crime

Yo mamas like a bowling ball

She gets fingered 3 times then thrown back into the gutter

I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard

halfway between the gutter and the stars.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gutter pins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gutter pavement piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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