The Best 17 Guten Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Guten jokes. There are some guten greet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guten bitte puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Guten Jokes and Puns

How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.

Guten Tag!

What do you call a German virgin?

Guten Tight.

My friend died during his trip in Germany

Apparently he had an undiagnosed Guten allergy.

Guten joke, My friend died during his trip in Germany

Finally found those German torque specs

It calls for everything to be Guten Tite

Germany has banned the word good

Apparently they're going Guten free.


How does a German Shepherd greet you?

Guten dog!

What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

Guten joke, What do you call a German with no good inside?

What do you call someone with no German ancestry?

Guten free.

Did you hear about the German man who was up to no good?

I heard he has a severe guten allergy.

What do you call a German handjob?

A guten tug!

What do Germans call virgins?

Guten tight.

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What did one German child say to another?

Guten Tag you're it

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why was "Morgen" the only spoken part of a greeting?

It was "Guten" free

How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?

Guten Dog!

How do HTML elements greet each other?

Guten Tag!

Guten joke, How do HTML elements greet each other?

How do you say virgin in German?

Guten tight

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guten chancellor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guten peruvian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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