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28 guten jokes and hilarious guten puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guten that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Guten Short Jokes

Short guten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guten humour may include short greet jokes also.

  1. How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
    Guten Tag!
  2. Did you hear about the German man who was up to no good? I heard he has a severe guten allergy.
  3. What do you call a German v**...? Guten Tight.
  4. What do you call a German h**...? A guten tug!
  5. How do you say v**... in German? Guten tight
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  6. Why are n**... so bad? They're all guten free.

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Guten One Liners

Which guten one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guten? I can suggest the ones about chancellor and dank.

  1. I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free.
  2. My friend died during his trip in Germany Apparently he had an undiagnosed Guten allergy.
  3. What do you call it when you say hi to a puppy in German? "Guten-Dog!"
  4. Finally found those German torque specs It calls for everything to be Guten Tite
  5. Germany has banned the word good Apparently they're going Guten free.
  6. The worst piece of bread I ever tried was in Germany. It was *guten*\-free.
  7. How does a German Shepherd greet you? Guten dog!
  8. What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free.
  9. What do you call someone with no German ancestry? Guten free.
  10. What do Germans call virgins? Guten tight.
  11. What did one German child say to another? Guten Tag you're it
  12. How do HTML elements greet each other? Guten Tag!
  13. What do German kids play on the playground? Guten tag!
  14. Why was "Morgen" the only spoken part of a greeting? It was "Guten" free
  15. How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language? Guten Dog!

Guten joke, How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?

Laughable Guten Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about guten you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guten pranks.

Guten joke, How do HTML elements greet each other?