Gust Jokes
20 gust jokes and hilarious gust puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gust that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way through a gust of jokes with this dapper and windy collection. With jokes about flammable items and gusts of wind, this article will bring a smile to your face!
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Funniest Gust Short Jokes
Short gust jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gust humour may include short breeze jokes also.
- What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!
- What is a werewolf's favourite month? Aaawoo-gust!
(The boy just came up with this one. Pretty impressed!)
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Gust One Liners
Which gust one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gust? I can suggest the ones about gull and wind.
- august without gust is... Gold
- The wind whispered insults in my ear today It was really diss gusting
- What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting.
I'll see myself out... - They say the golden wind comes in during this month... Au gust
- What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft
- Did you hear about the guy who died in a light gust of wind? He was killed by debris
- What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind.
Cheeky Gust Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about gust you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gulf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gust pranks.
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
A nice clean jewish joke
The young rabbi was an avid golfer. Even on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year, he snuck out by himself for a quick nine holes.
On the last hole he teed off, and a gust of wind carried his ball directly over the hole and dropped it in for a hole in one.
An angel who witnessed this miracle complained to God, This guy is playing golf on Yom Kippur, and you cause him to get a hole in one? This is a punishment?
Of course it is, said the Lord, smiling. Who can he tell?
A woman gets on a double decker bus.
She steps onto the bus and begins her ascent to the upper deck and a hefty gust of wind comes in and blows her dress up.
The bus driver, looking up the steps at her says but airy up there ma'am
To which she replies, what'd you expect, feathers?
3 witch fugitives were cornered by police
The redhead yelled "AIR" and a gust of wind carried her to safety.
The brunette yelled "EARTH" and a tunnel to safety appeared underneath her.
The blonde yelled "FIRE" so the police did.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A reformed Mexican g**... was trying to change his life...
so he decides to go back to school and one night he was writing a book report, he was sitting at his desk by the window and a gust of wind knocked his papers away and scattered outside...he says "Come back here essay!"
A husband and wife have just moved out of the city...
...to a dairy farm at the top of a hill. One day, while on their morning walk, the husband spots their beautiful neighbor tending her garden. A gust of wind blows the neighbors dress up, exposing her rear. The husband, in complete awe and excitement, takes a deep breath and accidentally mutters to himself "sweet derierre...".
His wife looks at him, takes a deep breath, and says "much better than that awful city air."
This was the first dirty joke my mom ever heard -said when she was 16 by my grandfather who loved a good joke.
A old man is walking down the street when he sees a beautiful young woman in a dress walking towards him. As he approaches her, a gust of wind blows her skirt up over her head. Frantically she pushes the fabric back down into place and turns a little red from embarrassment. Not wanting to cause further distress and hoping to make light of the situation, the old man calls out, "Airy, ain't it?"
Angry, the woman yells back, "What did you expect?? Feathers?!"
