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Guruji Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good guruji joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

This guy testifies about his guru

"Guruji", he says, " has reformed me completely. With his guidance and blessing I have given up smoking, gambling, eating meat, alcohol, drugs, s**... with prostitutes, gay s**..., killing h**..., cheating and stealing, beating my wife and kids, and r**... animals!"
The guru is pleased and the audience applauds. But there the guys wife interrupts "There is one thing that he has still not given up!"
"Eh? What is that one thing?" asks the guru.
"Lying!" replies the wife.

Art of Living

Husband comes home from ART OF LIVING session
He greets his wife and lifts her and carries her around the house with a smile
Wife is so surprised and she asked:
Did guruji preach something about being romantic today?
Husband said:
No guruji told us that
"we must carry our burden and sorrow with smile"

An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru

An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru and says: Oh great guru, please cure me of my ailment guruji! As the woman was attractive, the mystic guru said I will cure you my child, but as token of you gratitude, you must go to bed with me.
She agreed, and the guru had the best s**... of his life with the woman.
Then the guru asked Tell me, my child. what is your ailment? . I have AIDS replied the woman.


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