The Best 9 Gurl Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gurl jokes. There are some gurl cos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gurl brotha puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gurl Jokes and Puns

Hey gurl are you an integral?

Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.

Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet

I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.

Yo gurl is your dad in prison?

'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison.

Gurl joke, Yo gurl is your dad in prison?

Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent?

Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate.

Hay gurl

are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you.


Ayy gurl, are you communist?

'cause you're making me Sowet.

Daam gurl r you a Christmas tree?

'Cause you never leave.

And you smell.

Gurl joke, Daam gurl r you a Christmas tree?

Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer?

Because that is one-significant-figure

Pickup line from my severely allergic friend.

Hey gurl, are you a peanut? Because I'm very perturbed by the sight of you and the smell of you in this room is making me very ill, either you have to go or me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gurl booty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gurl cuz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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