gurl Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious gurl puns

Hey gurl are you an integral?

Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.

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Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet

I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.

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Yo gurl is your dad in prison?

'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison.

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Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent?

Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate.

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Hay gurl

are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you.

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Ayy gurl, are you communist?

'cause you're making me Sowet.

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Gay pickup line

Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out.

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Hey gurl, your ass must be made of bitcoin.

Because of its high volatility. You should change your diet.

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Daam gurl r you a Christmas tree?

'Cause you never leave.

And you smell.

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Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer?

Because that is one-significant-figure

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Pickup line from my severely allergic friend.

Hey gurl, are you a peanut? Because I'm very perturbed by the sight of you and the smell of you in this room is making me very ill, either you have to go or me.

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Ay gurl, are you a beaver.

'cause dam.

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Why did the Amish gurl get kicked out of the church?

She was having two men a night

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Are you 9/11, Gurl?

Cuz I would never forget you.

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Latht week i athed dis gurl wat her new year retholition was.

She juth roll her eyesh and thaid "fuktard".

I cant hardly wait to 219.

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Damn gurl, are you the end slice of bread?

I'm just gonna ignore you

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Aye gurl.

Aye gurl, on the scale of 1-Area 51, how hard is it to get inside you?

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eyy gurl, r u part beaver???

cuz dam baby

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Damn gurl, are you a black jelly bean?

Nobody likes you

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My gurl was watching a whore movie...

That slut was scary.

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hey gurl are you a graphing calculator?

cos i want your tan-ned ass to sin with me.

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Hey gurl, are you Jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you.

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Hey gurl, are you an alarm clock?

Cos your annoying and won't shut the fuck up

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Ayy gurl do you like golfers?

Cause they call me the "one stroke bloke"

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Gurl, do you have unlimited visas to any country in the world?

Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

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What are the most funny Gurl jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Gurl? Well, here are the best Gurl dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Gurl pick up lines to share with friends.

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