Gunna Jokes

What are some Gunna jokes?

My girlfriend's black.

She's always in a rush, saying, "Come on! Let's go! We gotta move! We're gunna be late! Drive faster! Switch lanes! We gotta beat the crowd!" I look at her every time and say, "Leave it to you to play the race card."

If your gunna tell a joke about a midget being smothered in honey....

Keep it short and sweet.

Your mama so fat...

I was gunna make a movie about her - around your mum In 80 days but I changed it to mission impossible .

Kid comes home from school and says 'Dad, we're gunna be rich tomorrow'.

Dad's like 'How?!?!'

'My math teacher said he's gunna teach us converting cents into dollars'.

A Guy Walks Into a Bar with a Loaded Six Shooter with 1 in the Chamber

And yells "Who slept with my wife!? I'm gunna shoot that motherfuc***!"

A guy in the back yells back

"You're gunna need more ammo!"

When Obama gave his first speech as president he was behind bulletproof glass

I don't think it's fair.. just cuz he black don't mean he gunna shoot anyone

A jewish son asks his father for money.

The son goes up to his father and asks, "Dad, can I borrow twenty dollars?"

His fathers responds, "Fifteen dollars?! What are you gunna do with ten dollars?!"

My company has a 401k program.

I was gunna join, but I figured there's no way I can run that far.

I was gunna write the great American nursing home romance novel...

....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.

I wish my surname was Gasket..

That way when people say things like, "I'm gunna blow a gasket!", I reply with a shrug and say, "Let's do this."

Gunna have to go to the doctor's office tomorrow for my girl. I think she has dyslexia.

This is the 5th time she went to cook my sock.

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