Gunfire Jokes
3 gunfire jokes and hilarious gunfire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gunfire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Gunfire Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good gunfire joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were:
"I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
A squad of potatoes is engaged in a firefight after being sent to secure several important roads...
Gunfire and explosions are raining down on the group of potatoes until it's only the sergeant on his radio and a couple of others standing over the crispy skins of their fallen comrades. The General's voice suddenly blares from the radio...
"Sergeant, come in! What is your status, are the routes safe?"
"NO SIR, THE ROOTS ARE NOT SAFE - AND WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FRIES!"
The Soviet Union is marching on Finland!
A soviet commander hears a voice from the other side of a hill,"One Finnish soldier is better than 10 soviet soldiers!". So the soviet general sends in 10 soldiers, after a bit of gunfire he hears the voice again,"One Finnish soldier is better than 100 soviet soldiers!". Again the soviet general sends in his men and after a lot of gun fire he hears the voice again,"One Finnish soldier is better than 1000 soviet soldiers!". The soviet commander again, sends in his men, after a lot of gun fire he sees a soviet soldier dragging himself back over the hill, the soldier says,"Its a trap! There is 2 Finnish soldiers, don't send anymore men".
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