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A Russian dude enters a bar wearing a tshirt saying, "Turks got 3 problems."
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As soon as he enters the bar a bunch of Turks stop him.
Turks: you come in our country and have the b**... to insult us.
Russian : that's your first problem. you guys gets offended so easily.
Turks: Let's get him outside.
Russian: that's your second problem. you wanna solve everything with violence.
*They gets outside of the bar and Turks starts taking their knives out*
Russian: that's your third problem. you bring knives to a gunfight.
My grandfather used to say " never bring a knife to a gunfight"!!
He was right. The paintball arena banned me for life.
What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel?
Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny.
What did the gunfighter say to the pencil?
Draw!
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