The Best 19 Gun Control Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Gun Control Jokes and Puns

So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday

So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber pistol for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, Strip down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.

We need to have a conversation about gun control.

Alright, shoot.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control.

(Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control?

A sandy hooker

What do you call a sentry gun that can't control its body?

Tourrette


Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Perfect solution to make the Right want gun control...

Rename schools to uteruses so they'll care about kids dying there.

There's generally 2 sides to any gun-control debate

The Trigger-happy and the
T R I G G E R E D

Gun control is very similar to any Muslim

It doesn't fly with me.

Why don't Republican politicians introduce stricter gun control bills?

Because it's easier for the NRA to write no changes. on the memo line of their donation cheques.

I asked a Republican about gun control...

He said, "It's bad to politicize today's tragedy! It's too soon to discuss last week's tragedy. It's a bit late to discuss last month's tragedy."

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I believe in gun control...

...as long as it's with two hands.

My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day

It was a glock and spiel

We don't need gun control!

Their hasn't been a school shooting in like at least a month

I live in a country with gun control

I don't understand why people in Tshirts think they have the right to bare arms

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.



The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'

If we really cared about gun control, we should just still Alaska back to Russia.

The whole state's basically a giant AK-49.

Gun Control

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.


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