The Best 9 Gums Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gums jokes. There are some gums cavity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gums dental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gums Jokes and Puns

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."

I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.

My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.

God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...

Gums joke, My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.

Christmas Day accident

Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.

His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!

Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves.

Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.


I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.

So now I never floss.

I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste

so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding.

Gums joke, I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste

How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set?

Rub some peanut butter on her gums.

Why do all Fortnite players have healthy gums?

Because they floss regularly.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gums gum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gums floss piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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