Gums Jokes

31 gums jokes and hilarious gums puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gums that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover humorous jokes about teeth, gums, and dentists! Read about the biggest gums that need Crest, why the dentist's office is always so cold, and more. Laugh and learn how to keep your mouth healthy with these gums jokes.

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Funniest Gums Short Jokes

Short gums jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gums humour may include short teeth gum jokes also.

  1. Guns are like gum... Pull it out in class and everyone acts like you've been best friends since kindergarten.
  2. What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says "Spit out the gum!"
    A train says "Chew! Chew!"
    Ye, courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.
  3. What flavor gum does the President prefer? Governmint
    Ill walk myself to the nearest border
  4. What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, "Spit out your gum!"
    The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
  5. I'm thinking about starting a business that recycles discarded chewing gum... I just need help getting it off the ground.
  6. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? The teacher tells you to to spit out the gum, while the other says "chew-chew!"
  7. I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint.
  8. A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption.
  9. [OC] In my day we used to use subliminal advertising to sell candy. And, buy gum, it worked!
  10. What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint.
    inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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Gums One Liners

Which gums one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gums? I can suggest the ones about gummy and chewing gum.

  1. What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum
  2. How to get gum out of a child's hair? With leukemia.
  3. What is a flat earther's least favorite flavor of gum? Spheremint
  4. My teacher said, "Are you chewing gum?" I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
  5. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  6. What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.
  7. What's the moon's favorite gum? Orbit.
  8. I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative... It sure is hard to keep lit.
  9. What kind of gum do bees chew? BUMBLEGUM.
    Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
  10. What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum.
  11. What is a train's favourite food? Gum. *chew* *chew*
  12. What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum
  13. What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble
  14. What is an old person's favorite flavor of gum? Retire-Mint
    ^Thank ^you, ^goodnight
  15. I want some gum Got any spare-mint?

Big Gums Jokes

Here is a list of funny big gums jokes and even better big gums puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's Han Solo's favorite gum? Big League Chewie
  • I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss.
  • What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum.
  • What's Clifford's favorite gum? Big Red, dawg.
Gums joke, What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Quirky and Hilarious Gums Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about gums you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bubble gum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gums pranks.

When little Johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand in a mannequin's pants.

His is mom said, No little Johnny there is teeth in there that will bite off your hand.
Years later he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out and she said, Why don't you ever stick your hand in my pants?
Johnny said, Oh my mom says there' s teeth that will bite off my hand in there.
She said, No there isn't just look
Little Johnny looks and says, Well no wonder there isn't any teeth by the way them gums look.

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.
I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."

I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.

My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.

God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...

Christmas Day accident

Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.
His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!

Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves.

Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.

I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste

so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding.

How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set?

Rub some peanut butter on her gums.

Why do all Fortnite players have healthy gums?

Because they floss regularly.

My grandmother hates b**...

Red wine gums are her favourite.

A Preacher and His Dentures

A preacher went to get his teeth pulled. As a result he would need dentures. The first Sunday after, he preached 10 minutes. The second he preached 20 minutes and the third he preached an hour and a half.
Some members of the congregation asked about the different amounts of time. The preacher says, "The first Sunday my gums were so sore I could barely talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were causing the pain. The third Sunday, I grabbed my wife's dentures and could not stop talking."

Gums joke, A Preacher and His Dentures